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Matt Milton

@mattmilton

Excel nerd, Trek nerd, TTRPG nerd, video game nerd, Marvel nerd.

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Part of a poly trio for 13 years. Our board game collection is spread across the living room, kid's closet where we added more storage, and basement shelving.

04.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live with my girlfriend and her husband and our child. GF and husband together for 15 years (married for 6). I've been dating my GF for 13. Living all together for 11. Child is 10. Us three adults are all introverts and we're fairly unexciting from an outside perspective.

04.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they're just expressing their opinion of former wrestler Dean Malenko.

05.02.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this because they deleted the World Factbook?

04.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Samsung just reusing the Note 7 batteries

25.12.2025 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like a Cybertruck. Hopefully slightly more water resistant.

23.12.2025 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best thing about this song is singing "we built this city on wheat and ore!" when playing Settlers of Catan.

05.12.2025 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if these were all in a "review and consider for posting" queue for a staffer to sort through, and they all got set to "approve" accidentally. The Orange One does his own posting but a lot has to be his media team.

02.12.2025 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HR said that using my Batman action figures to beat up coworker action figures is frowned upon.

17.11.2025 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

After hitting the ground, it was a grassy roll.

04.11.2025 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is stupid. I love it.

06.10.2025 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What happened to winning? I thought I was gonna see winning? Is pulling your content from air one poop-break before showtine considered winning?

20.09.2025 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"This is a great basket! I think I'll keep ALL my eggs here!"

16.09.2025 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's close-up video on reddit /r/PublicFreakout if you want it. It's graphic and a lot of blood. I'm not a bloodologist, but it doesn't look survivable.

10.09.2025 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

16, if you mean the cat. 100+ if you mean the couch, though the new upholstery is about 3. 5-7 for the remote, and 4-6 for the weird grippy cover on the remote.

09.09.2025 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's technically the "Netflix signaling device"

09.09.2025 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Right? Like, we don't even have NetFlix anymore. Useless button. It only serves to remind us, "ooh yeah, we cancelled that."

09.09.2025 06:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If The Event occurs, it's a Macallan 25 for me.

30.08.2025 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So long as he doesn't have a mana bar, too.

30.08.2025 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counselor: Tuvix

26.07.2025 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting the "sub" in subway.

15.07.2025 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need a hundred thousand "Under Construction" .gifs, stat!

13.06.2025 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Until they try to meet demand, overfish catastrophically, and destroy the population. They're going to fish themselves out of an entire industry.

08.04.2025 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deep cut!

07.04.2025 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ash fell from the sky." - from The Final Empire, Book 1 of the Mistborn trilogy, by Brandon Sanderson.

08.01.2025 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This came out in October 2024, though it may not have made it to all end users until recently, especially with corporate timelines.

Turn this on bu Alt+W+E+F, or the View tab, and Focus Cell. Note that this currently doesn't work with Freeze Rows, but it's handy anyway!

07.01.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll just wander into the living room and look for a minute at whatever somebody else is watching. Then cross my arms and grunt noncommittally. And continue watching for the next half hour. As dads do.

24.12.2024 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Nope, dissociating is the best I can do. Maybe go halfsies on a nap?"

16.11.2024 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why is Matt Gaetz posting this...? Huh. Oohhhhhh."

14.11.2024 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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13.11.2024 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0