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Barthanie Flatt

@ccsteff

I like to sleep late and party like Laverne and Shirley.

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People ask me if I miss “using my brain” as a stay-at-home parent, but I just endured a conversation between working parents about AI and I am not the one whose brain is leaking out of their ears.

11.03.2026 01:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so sorry, Mike. What a loss.

07.03.2026 03:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pocket computers were a mistake.

27.02.2026 22:56 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m great at math, have terrible spatial reasoning, AND I have an engineering degree.

People who talk about math, science, and engineering in these ways have a very limited idea about what those things actually are.

11.02.2026 18:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was working in international education at the time. Everybody knew.

28.01.2026 16:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not a tragedy. It’s a fucking crime.

24.01.2026 21:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My child’s current events teacher is doing an admirable job keeping it together in class this week.

23.01.2026 17:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just scrolling back to see what — omg

23.01.2026 03:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My teen received a compliment on her deep red lipstick today.

“Thanks, it’s the blood of my enemies.”

21.01.2026 23:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even worse: I’m convinced I *can* sing, I love to harmonize, and I have a very small bladder. Obviously I’m in.

18.01.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Poe feels like something my 15-year-old brain hallucinated so it is a relief when someone else confirms she’s real.

17.01.2026 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They somehow made hotel art even worse.

03.01.2026 00:36 👍 76 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday, Kelly!

I read this while we were showing the girls the video for Cannonball by the Breeders and thinking about how her name is spelled Kelley.

30.12.2025 05:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donating to an abortion fund is one of the most direct ways to change someone’s life.

30.12.2025 02:20 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

A librarian had to tell someone to stop playing music on their phone and now there’s a guy taking a phone call in the middle of the study area. Is this the brain damage from repeat Covid infections we’ve been warned about?

12.12.2025 17:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black cat sits curled on the lap of a child with one leg pointed straight skyward.

A black cat sits curled on the lap of a child with one leg pointed straight skyward.

This cat is giving us the ol’ razzle dazzle.

07.12.2025 22:15 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A persistent thought I have is that many of the people in power would’ve been better off growing up without their fathers.

18.11.2025 16:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My kids and I are giggling through Twelfth Night on PBS. Everybody is so good.

16.11.2025 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Youngest child of a quilter solidarity.

13.11.2025 22:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pale pumpkin with one triangular eye, one narrow, rectangular eye, and a circle for a mouth.

A pale pumpkin with one triangular eye, one narrow, rectangular eye, and a circle for a mouth.

Lucille Bluth winking at a prescription medicine bottle.

Lucille Bluth winking at a prescription medicine bottle.

Rosie, 12, carved Lucille Bluth’s winking eye alcohol suggestion face into her pumpkin for Halloween.

03.11.2025 23:11 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I subscribed and I think you should too.

03.11.2025 14:35 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.

03.11.2025 00:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is wild.

22.10.2025 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dinner plate of fried chicken, mac and cheese, and greens.

A dinner plate of fried chicken, mac and cheese, and greens.

My baby turns fifteen today. You can guess which region of the US she was born in based on my hospital meal.

21.10.2025 17:46 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.

20.10.2025 19:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shout out to the grandparents at this School of Rock concert. They hated this music when their kids played it and they’re still enduring it for their grandkid’s sake.

19.10.2025 19:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pair of green cargo pants with two enormous books stuffed in the pockets.

A pair of green cargo pants with two enormous books stuffed in the pockets.

I was skeptical about the return of cargo pants, but my teen is hauling books around so I’m on board.

17.10.2025 15:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The milky way rises above a group of red-orange rocks with a prominent arch, illuminated by the moon.

The milky way rises above a group of red-orange rocks with a prominent arch, illuminated by the moon.

The Milky Way rises above a tent between two low trees and a towering rock.

The Milky Way rises above a tent between two low trees and a towering rock.

A giant rainbow watches across a cloudy sky over a tent pitched in front of low trees and bushes.

A giant rainbow watches across a cloudy sky over a tent pitched in front of low trees and bushes.

The sun’s golden yellow rays break through low, grey clouds behind shadowed rock formations.

The sun’s golden yellow rays break through low, grey clouds behind shadowed rock formations.

We went camping in the desert. It is a magical place.

15.10.2025 23:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.

(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)

15.10.2025 20:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I spent four hours at a zoo in Utah. The worst name I heard was Gentry.

14.10.2025 23:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0