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@codeslack

Not the Jon Stewart you miss. DFIR developer at Stroz Friedberg/Aon Cyber.

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I remember learning about The Strait of Hormuz as a kid in the 80s and thanks to time being a flat circle under dementia-addled Republican presidencies, now my kids can, too.

12.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is something darkly comical about vibe coding forcing a bunch of engineers who likely derided engineering management now managing a corral of AI agents that basically act like a mix between Amelia Bedelia and the guy from Memento

12.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Just saw Matt Lesko drive by.

12.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feature branches deserve to die, too. Branches are for big game hunting a few times a year.

Commit to main/trunk, before the next pair does. That's what continuous integration means. Wholesale adoption of the open source development model has been a massive step backwards for internal teams.

11.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Code review deserves to die.

11.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Resolved: News media outlets producing video clips related to the war on Iran must use the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme as soundtrack.

10.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP, Tony Hoare.

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thoughts and prayers to teachers this morning in the aftermath of DST

09.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Word was exactly my thought. Or maybe a nonbuggy WordPerfect for Mac 3.5.

08.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Claude Code is best at what I’m not good at: setting up & using tools, writing tedious API-heavy client code, sticking to a plan. By outsourcing that, I write the code that matters and I can go back to an abundance mindset instead of dismal maintenance one.

08.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I hadn’t even thought about how we could use agents to undo 15 years of resume-driven product management UI bungling. Watch out millennials, it’s revenge of Gen X.

08.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were not a clear and present danger. Congress has not declared war. This is a straight-up war crime and I am ashamed of our country.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When RE2 needs to be rebuilt or reinstalled on my system: 😭

06.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a learned co-conspirator just perfectly phrased it thus: "the horrors of giving the angry vibrating crystals agency in an adversarial environment"

grith.ai/blog/clineje...

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 10
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Secretary Markwayne has a certain ring to it.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny watching everyone go ga-ga for unprompted when CAMLIS has been the place for years.

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to reset my wifi router today. Cyberwar?

02.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also his entire time in office not a great start either. This is kind of swampy/green-team-y.

01.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜’

01.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can vibe-code a first-person game now.

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sec Huggies just made an own-goal. Anthropic’s now both the good guy AND the prestige player that DoD can’t not use.

27.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You: β€œit’s crazy what AI can do, but of course, lol, you have to watch out for their hallucinationsβ€œ

Me: β€œmmm… hallucinations? What are those?”

We are not the same.

25.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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local polls

25.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, this is gonna be hell for my beautiful β€œstandard screening” line that’s often a third the length of the precheck line.

22.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gm to clogged storm drain 311 reporter enjoyers

20.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMake DC like Paris” is a level 40 avada kedavra curse to cast on the Committee of 100.

20.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0