Trump once claimed he could “stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters”, and we scoffed. Now that we know he cozied up to potential BABY EATERS, his base is unfazed, remaining staunchly defensive. It is the stupidest, most evil timeline, and nobody cares.
He died doing what he loved- being loudly and publicly wrong
“Any plans this weekend?”
Me:
These Radicalized American Christian Terrorists are confused between their “conscience” and their insane belief that mythological characters and events are actually real.
Religion is a Deadly Disease.
Don’t talk to me until I’ve recapped all of yesterday’s events and overanalyzed everything that I said and everything that was said to me
Me if you even care
I’d leave the house but then people would see me without my filters
Actual footage of my dad’s coworkers after my pool party
She’s been extra sassy lately, so I’ve been drinking spicy V8 instead of pineapple juice
Kathy is short for Kathandra
Speedrunning all my Spotify playlists to cancel out my 696 hours of Talk Tuah
Just casually being an absolute unit nbd
Did everyone give their sacrifice to the Thanksgiving monster
I guess Matt Gaetz withdrew because someone bet the under on sex criminals in Trump’s cabinet
If everyone came here from twitter, does that mean we have to start all over again? Will our 2009 jokes work
Sorry I’m late getting here. Things are unfathomably terrible literally everywhere, the horrors do not seem to be letting up, and my wifi was being a bit wonky
