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I honestly can’t decide what’s more humiliating:

that a billionaire is buying $145 shoes for top American officials,
that powerful men in the White House are apparently expected to wear them with gratitude,
or that this is now a news story about the leadership of the most powerful country on Earth.

11.03.2026 17:58 👍 89 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 1
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Oh it’s real

11.03.2026 17:59 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok buddy

11.03.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not gonna add to the pile-on (nor will I read the story lol) but I sure as hell don’t remember anyone saying Kobe should’ve stopped at 78 or 73.

11.03.2026 15:55 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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Ball got tired, he just wanted to let it rest in his hand for a little while

11.03.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, it's no good

11.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun highlight. Unrelated, every once in a while I go crotchety boomer on the modern NBA, and the pause and carry at :03 really did the trick for me tonight.

11.03.2026 05:08 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My pop-punk cover band that wears the jerseys of journeyman NBA players is called Svi First and the Timme Timmes

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

👎🏻

11.03.2026 03:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is that AI font? That looks like AI font.

11.03.2026 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not sure where/how far you’re going exactly but at least where we’re staying right by the park entrance… you definitely do not need chains

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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She Spent Nearly 23 Years in Prison for a Crime She Didn’t Commit. Now She May Be Deported. On Monday, Carmen Mejia was officially exonerated in the 2003 scalding death of an infant.

A Texas woman spent 22 years of her life behind bars for a terrible crime she didn’t commit, finally was released & exonerated, but b/c the wrongful conviction destroyed her legal status, she’s now set to be deported. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic... @texasmonthly.bsky.social

10.03.2026 20:44 👍 124 🔁 76 💬 3 📌 10

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11.03.2026 02:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just got to Yosemite and logged on for the first time in a few hours and am assuming this “Bam Adebayo going for 80” thing is just the thin air messing with my eyes.

11.03.2026 01:59 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

Actual non-dogshit major East Coast city newspaper money machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10.03.2026 23:08 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s not this, but fun timing

10.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Left has to fundamentally explain to millions of people that the rank-n-file of the Republican party is being systematically staffed by literal neo-Nazis.

10.03.2026 19:30 👍 1204 🔁 378 💬 16 📌 9

After revelations that companies like Ring have been selling home security footage to ICE, the most common defense of keeping a camera up seems to be, “But what if I’m stalked?”

And as a violence researcher, I’m just here to state for the record that police do not care about your security footage.

10.03.2026 20:14 👍 2572 🔁 738 💬 37 📌 35
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

10.03.2026 20:02 👍 5414 🔁 1595 💬 142 📌 292

I love their Everton fandom so much… just wish I could get more j to their music

10.03.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The general approval rating of Draft Kings and Fan Duel among normal people is probably pretty negative, but in a sort of obvious way.
Some of us participate in it. Almost all of us find its ubiquity in sports annoying. Most nof us see it as a net negative but just accepting that fact is enough to sort of not investigate any further, the way people can kind of say "politicians are corrupt" and then not follow their local races or propositions.

The general approval rating of Draft Kings and Fan Duel among normal people is probably pretty negative, but in a sort of obvious way. Some of us participate in it. Almost all of us find its ubiquity in sports annoying. Most nof us see it as a net negative but just accepting that fact is enough to sort of not investigate any further, the way people can kind of say "politicians are corrupt" and then not follow their local races or propositions.

fo his week’s My Time Back, i wrote about @dannyfunt.bsky.social ‘s Everybody Loses, why i think it’s the most important sports book this decade, my own gambling addiction, and why i’m glad it was an illegal bookie who got their hooks in me mytimeback.beehiiv.com/p/everybody-...

10.03.2026 15:15 👍 128 🔁 30 💬 11 📌 11
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A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

10.03.2026 14:19 👍 6003 🔁 2595 💬 732 📌 1105

Says the guy who got a cushy podcasting gig solely because he memorized a bunch of law books

10.03.2026 15:10 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@bencollins.bsky.social you have a lot to answer for here

10.03.2026 03:37 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Former NFL linebacker Darron Lee appeared in court on Monday for a preliminary hearing on charges of first-degree murder and tampering with evidence. And the case against him includes some unusual, and particularly incriminating, evidence.

Via Local 3 News, the prosecution offered testimony indicating that Lee had consulted ChatGPT on how to deal with a person who is unresponsive. The message came from Lee’s phone.

Lee also asked ChatGPT about the injuries that would be consistent with someone falling in the shower.

Body camera footage showed Lee telling a police officer that the victim, 29-year-old Gabriella Perpetuo, may have slipped and fallen in the shower but that Lee didn’t know what had happened to her. The police report in the case indicates that blood was found through the house, along with broken glass.

Authorities also said that Perpetuo had “multiple stab wounds, black eyes, bite marks, and blood coming from her nose and mouth.”

Former NFL linebacker Darron Lee appeared in court on Monday for a preliminary hearing on charges of first-degree murder and tampering with evidence. And the case against him includes some unusual, and particularly incriminating, evidence. Via Local 3 News, the prosecution offered testimony indicating that Lee had consulted ChatGPT on how to deal with a person who is unresponsive. The message came from Lee’s phone. Lee also asked ChatGPT about the injuries that would be consistent with someone falling in the shower. Body camera footage showed Lee telling a police officer that the victim, 29-year-old Gabriella Perpetuo, may have slipped and fallen in the shower but that Lee didn’t know what had happened to her. The police report in the case indicates that blood was found through the house, along with broken glass. Authorities also said that Perpetuo had “multiple stab wounds, black eyes, bite marks, and blood coming from her nose and mouth.”

Horrible story, and obviously pre-generative AI someone could've just googled this ... but yeah

10.03.2026 02:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

09.03.2026 19:06 👍 1383 🔁 474 💬 108 📌 286

Yep. Huge opportunity here, and lots of progressive Christians already doing this work.

09.03.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be right over

09.03.2026 01:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Feels like 1930s France

Feels like 1930s France

Crate&Barrel’s marketing team really didn’t think this one thru huh

08.03.2026 23:33 👍 783 🔁 120 💬 42 📌 27

Something darkly funny about the Body of Christ running dry

09.03.2026 00:02 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0