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@iamklute

North East UK. Sculptor, painter, woodworker. NUFC

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Klop was annoying. Arteta is an annoying crybaby. Slot is needs his hard drive checked.
This Rosenior though. I could literally slap the shit out that entitled prick.
#NUFC

14.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched his post match presser. Yeah he's not gonna last long.

14.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8 FUCKING MINUTES !!
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14.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats a very decent first half performance.
Need a second though to counter Palmers inevitable penalty.
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14.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking cunt never got a kick all night.
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10.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need a goal or 2 cos its dead cert this ref is giving them a pen next time wonderboy gets in our box.
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10.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mickey Mouse Cup anyway ;-)
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07.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shouted that loud when Big Willy scored a woke me gran up. She's arnly been deed 30 year.
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04.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've seen United....
NOW FUCK OFF HYEM !!!
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04.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10v13 ffs
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04.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something needs to be done to stop all the grabbing. Arsenal Chelsea was like Royal Rumble at corners.

02.03.2026 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump running out of distractions. Be going for the big red button himself before long.

02.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In off his arse ffs
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28.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Id play him tonight see if he can bag a few more.

24.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its only 6-1.
Much to learn in the ways of the Toon you have !!

24.02.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck me different rules for different clubs.
#NUFC
#LFC
#NFFC

22.02.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to bed pissed off with Burn's disallowed goal.
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21.02.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fletcher and Hoddle on TNT doing my wick in.
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21.02.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bet the cunts sweating now.

20.02.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course it is.

19.02.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to build some football pitches for them to starve on.

19.02.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whole thing was a giant Trump wank fest. Fuck them all.

19.02.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My arse is nipping slightly less now but........

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18.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All those video nasties that were banned in the UK.
Texts Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, I Spit on Your Grave to name a few but the one I remember most fondly was..
The Last House on the Left.

16.02.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Murphy was lucky not to get a snapped ankle there.

15.02.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reckon this will turn out to be his best position. I don't think he has the speed to keep up with our wingers as a 9. He holds and uses the ball very well.

15.02.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Though you might be ๐Ÿ˜†

14.02.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen the movie Teeth ?

14.02.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GERRIN THERE BIG DICK NICK
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14.02.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rumour has it that Big Joe is chained up in the dressing room for the safety of the officials.
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14.02.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0