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Marché’s IPhone

@marchesiphone

BIFC I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.

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Latest posts by Marché’s IPhone @marchesiphone

Hospitality

11.03.2026 19:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m absolutely my father’s child.

11.03.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doors

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forethought

11.03.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Margarita

11.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro I really got in trouble. 😒 This man has me pouting in the nail salon.

11.03.2026 19:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really listening to him

10.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want that old bitch to DIE!!! You know that one.

10.03.2026 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I want better for you

10.03.2026 17:56 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Soooo why does Trey Songz sound like that?

10.03.2026 19:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 3

Corporate lobbying

10.03.2026 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Help. I’ll completely drown and still figure it out.

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Empathy is learned

10.03.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commercial Kitchen
Kinda big but not too big. Like maybe 4 bedrooms max.
Finished basement

10.03.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3377

09.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ladies who are 35+ w/o kids and uninterested in having them …

Is this a discussion you have up front w/potential suitors?

Or do you assume that he knows your old ass ain’t trying to be pregnant?

09.03.2026 15:04 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 42

OKAY! Then I turn around and still eat the mfs tomorrow.

07.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s shitty af there is no where to sit on a Saturday. Really over hostile architecture…

07.03.2026 21:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially happy hour. Have me out here like FACTORRYYYYY NACHOOOSSSSSSSS.

07.03.2026 21:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Listen to euphoria today… redrum that nigga.

07.03.2026 20:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why is Trump live-tweeting his own victory lap over a war that’s still unfolding? And telling the world, including Iran, his attack plans.

Every serious military leader just cringed.

07.03.2026 11:39 👍 1208 🔁 373 💬 188 📌 61

If you like your wings fried extra extra hard, the key is telling them, “don’t worry about burning them.”

07.03.2026 08:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

If that make has you making a spreadsheet… keep em. 🤦🏽‍♀️

07.03.2026 08:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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skdksjd

07.03.2026 05:27 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

Come back with results when your hair is Beyonce silky.

06.03.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We might need to start beating up losers again….

05.03.2026 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it an onion post… orrrr????????

05.03.2026 21:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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You know what….

05.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem got fired!!! I like that for her.

05.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay okay okayyyyy I’m ego trippin.

05.03.2026 20:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0