Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️

🎱true and same and real and true

🎱 does a bed being occupied by a dog make it a dog bed? discuss

Hang in there, Andie.

won't you cum

black hole sun

Coffee snake :3

🐍snake emoji gang

even at my lois, i'm a family guy

Depop Instagram ad, top products featured side-by-side are black boyshorts with harness + black crown of thorns

Excited to debut my new character Strap Jesus

gray one-eyed cat and brown dumb cat in a bucket together

gray one-eyed cat and brown dumb cat in a bucket together

gray one-eyed cat and brown dumb cat in a bucket together

me: man i hope i can make it to the kitchen without encountering the creature

the fearsome hydra:

fool

a green apple with a human face, sideways, overlayed with text: "fookin bee magic"

he just sent me another one man go to bed

a green apple, upside down, with a human face overlayed with text: "doonkin they've 'anged me by my toes aaaaaaa"

black and white image an apple with a human face overlayed with text: "kill all targs"

a green apple with a human face overlayed with text: "theys incestuous aliens doonkin"

my brother keeps sending me apple-based shitposts

cross my sex and hope to die, stick a needle in my thigh

ok system wide lightning round

🐍 = Fairy/Dragon
❤️‍🔥 = Kitty/Sister
🪽 = Angel/Princess
⚙️ = Robot/Knight
🌿 = Puppy/Kitty
☄️ = Dragon/Nerd
🎱 = Goth/Puppy

all-timer sports graphic dropped

slygirlboy customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤 *photo of a cgi lego woman w/ a bob cut next to a clipboard* slygirlboy hold on a sec guys phone call slygirlboy they are putting me down

🎱 big if true

Why call it a midriff when it’s actually a peakriff

Muzzled.
#bloodmoon #deadlock

awoo!!

Lebanne opens a Valentine gift from Jacinthe, and is confused that it's a collar. Lebanne: Lady Jacinthe... this... isn't chocolate. Jacinthe: Oh, Lebanne! Don't be so silly! You can't feed dogs chocolate!

#PokemonLegendsZA #art #Jacinthe #Lebanne

🎱 so true actually

good friend wanted me to draw this for her. exactly this.

important to put dommes in chastity too. about a million hot angles you can take with that

da-mous 5h a new kind of angel has come to earth it's called transgender woman in her 30s

somebody should wire me 40 thousand dollars for being so so special

it's the big day

my new year resolution is to have so much gay sex that it kills me

given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards