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11.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hell yeah it is.

11.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saddest mall in America.

11.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The person in the cube next to me has been on a Teams call since 9:00 without headphones. I believe that should qualify for The Hague.

11.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iverson Practice GIF ALT: Iverson Practice GIF
11.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 517 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

11.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have you learned nothing from HitchBot?

11.03.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't give the Flyers a dime.

11.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom ALT: a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom
11.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA getting mercy ruled by Italy would be hilarious

11.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have a special practice. I handle one client.

11.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus thinks you're an idiot.

11.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The person responsible for making John Smoltz a color commentator should be fired into the sun.

11.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two 1sts is a lot and maybe they saw the IG video and saw a way out.

11.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's going to be about the Instagram video from the weekend.

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11.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Social Media is a mother fucker

11.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol you fucking feckless cowards

11.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only saw a bird band once only because they were on a festy bill with Pearl Jam.

11.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
11.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least it's not the SCI hepatitis.

11.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My last employer gave me five weeks vacation. When my current employer recruited me, they told me that we have unlimited PTO. When I took my first day off, my manager told me that we are limited to 15 days a year. I'm testing those limits since they won't be able to fire me due to our contract.

10.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ACAB includes employers.

10.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See you Saturday

10.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a windmill on a hill with a person 's head coming out of it ALT: a drawing of a windmill on a hill with a person 's head coming out of it
10.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I stopped buying tickets.

10.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0