logophagist

@grok tell me how to open the strait of hormel I’m running low on glizzies

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

hey Claude can you code this thing for me? I’m going to try to ignore all the dead Iranian schoolchildren while you do

hey Gemini can you parent my children for me. hold the later experience of crushing irony when I discover that my kids consider you their real father

@gork sex up this out of office message for me ty

this is basically what I see flashing in my brain whenever people talk about how AI is the future and people who don’t adapt to asking a chatbot if batteries are on sale at Costco this weekend are going to be left behind, etc

lmaooooo sloppelganger

these people need to be rounded up and forced to work at a McDonald’s for the rest of their lives

And we had to listen to so many of these lunatic rightwingers whinge and moan about the evils of communism and corruption for YEARS

“I told them it was about freedom! That worked last time, I don’t know what’s wrong now.” - Trump, probably

I’m just glad an American government official is finally being honest and transparent about our military involvement in the Middle East

I don’t really like what the honesty and transparency is showing or what it implies about our economic and national security, but you take what you can get

convinced that society belly-laughing at these nitwit fascists is the only way out. they’re such insufferable losers and they need to know it. they need to luxuriate in our mockery forever.

couldn’t even spring for Nancy Drew ass PD

AP apnews.com “FBI hunts for clues after 2 men charged with lighting bombs at NYC protest” Two cops escort the suspect, who is clad in a dark hoodie and khaki cargo pants and has his hands cuffed behind his back. Lowkey impressive void of hair. NYPR “Police detain Emir Balat after he attempted to detonate an improvised explosive device during a counterprotest against far right influencer Jake Lang staging an anti-Islam protest outside Gracie Mansion, Saturday, March 7, 2026, in New York. (AP Photo/ Julius Constantine Motal)”

don’t worry the Hardy boys are in the case. they love clues

but perhaps…perhaps the nadir has passed

I don’t understand why I’m not nervous.

I’m always nervous. Anxious for the text back. Constantly re-editing my thoughts and redrafting my messages. Terrified the chance will slip away and anoint me unworthy.

Not this time, though. Deliberate speech. Hopeful interstices. Denial, most likely.

This woman has poleaxed me. She is simply wonderful. Sharp mind, softhearted, genuine. I am truly besotted. I suspect she is as radiant in person as she seems to me when we speak. I desperately hope I get the chance to see for myself.

you really do gotta hand it to them for the visual metaphor, because being worse than the Cuban Missile Crisis says a lot

inventing new minutes to add between :55 and :59 type shit

what’s the apocalypse clock at rn

Wow I followed this will stencil guy because I liked his take on the hard problem of consciousness but now I gotta listen to him talk about politics?? unfollowed

Say what you will about him, Foucault would have written some bangers about life in the 21st century

a cartoon monkey is sitting in a doorway and pointing Alt: A monkey from celebrated transphobe Seth MacFarlane’s hit show Family Guy points at Chris offscreen

also pointing, that’s important

Fighting the urge to lose my job by shouting “Perv goggles!” at anyone wearing those stupid Meta glasses

bros how do you double up on baby boomer sexism

Obviously there’s huge false equivalences and category mistakes here, but still

That’s more benefit of the doubt than any American deserves at the moment

will stancil is discussing ai consciousness and determinism

Leisure suit

A typewritten note that reads "shame the troops" with an upsidedown one of those tacky yellow ribbons