Green Plastic Watering Can

I think he bought a secret agent disguises kit and mistakenly put one of the fake mustaches over his eyes.

Bat Man

an ad for the righteous gemstones shows a man in a suit and turtleneck Alt: Uncle Baby Billy from the Righteous Gemstones kisses both hands and raises them in praise

Gotta be this guy

Both by Bo Nix!

My Bellend hat sure seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my Bellend hat.

Do the Broncos get out the Walmart Family Checkbook for a top RB, WR or TE? (Or all 3?)

DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

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"Momma I was to have some Mister Bungle"
Momma: we have Mister Bungle at home

(It's the Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Can they aim for Mar A Lago this time?

Why is the Tatooine Cantina music from Star Wars playing in my head when I look at this?

A load bearing amount.

It’s gonna be hilarious when Little Ellison can’t close his big WB deal because Daddy’s pyramid scheme collapsed. Netflix will be buying WB at half price in a year.

Did he get crabs on his neck pussy?

Eve to Adam: You want to see my pretty white teeth more? We’ll watch them take a bit of this forbidden fruit, you douche.

I’m sure the GOPers who spent years stoking the flames of Benghazi over that handful of casualties will be sooooo angry about this, right?

Man look at the right side stroke droop a-droopin’

Stabby Stabby in the Senate?

Amazing

Also, that dude has a fantastic singing voice.

This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭

My “I Never Saw Any Of The Weird Scientology Shit Myself” tee shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

If you are in any way standing in opposition to any of his objectives, seeing that expression on Mamdani’s face whisper/screams “don’t think I can’t do this to you too”

Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey use blunt acronym to name anti-ICE legislation The measure is expected to be voted on next week by the New Jersey State Senate and Assembly before heading to the governor’s desk

Dem NJ state legislators are currently advancing the Fight Unlawful Conduct and Keep Individuals and Communities Empowered Act”

That’s right… the FUCK ICE Act

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

The one on the right isn’t Ron Paul?

That looks like the pavement has a metal zipper

Ice lacrosse

My new Eufy un-networked doorbell and webcams are en route via UPS. Can’t wait to drop Ring.

Also - “Nirvana brand”

If there’s one thing Cobain focused on it was his brand.