McKenneth Blue

My initial reaction to Pokémon Legends: Z-A
1. If you knock out a wild Pokémon YOU CAN STILL CATCH IT!
2. If you biff a Poké Ball toss YOU CAN GET THE POKÉ BALL BACK!
3. The action-game-inspired battle system finally makes me feel like I’m an actual-ass Pokémon Trainer in a way no other game has!

LEEEEEEBAAAA CAN I BORROW… YOUR BASSOON

Hamburger Helper

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My wife and I took our kids too!

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With Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams just kinda hanging out a la Pedro Pascal et al

a boy in a tie dye shirt is sitting at a desk in a classroom and saying it is a conspiracy . ALT: a boy in a tie dye shirt is sitting at a desk in a classroom and saying it is a conspiracy .

How come every guy in the Olympics has Omri Katz hair?

But Brian- what am I, a white man, supposed to do? Enjoy literally any of the billions of other pieces of media that were specifically targeted at me?

Target sucks and all but their ad team is out here dropping Heated Rivalry references

2. Everyone has issues with eachother that would be solved if anyone could just have a fucking conversation

two men are standing next to each other and one of them says " i don 't know " ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them says " i don 't know "

(I know, I was hoping for a whole Who’s on First thing)

Which Serbian film?

Top 10 Things I am Completely Sick of Seeing in Media: 1. The cast toasting the end of the movie/episode- esp when it’s wine or champagne

Surprised they didn’t go with Radical RINO elements within the Texas elections board colluded to prevent MAGA wins in the biggest case of election fraud since the last election they lost

I don’t understand how Josh Allen can rep So-Fi while playing for a team sponsored by M&T who owns a stadium used by the Ravens?

Christ on a crutch- just give ‘em smallpox blankets while you’re at it you genocidal fucks

It’s that time of year again! The Kurt Russell Winter Paranoiapalooza Is about to begin!

Never dispose of toxic waste safely; always poison others.

As always, it‘s not the kidnapping of thousands of innocents or the disappearance of who knows how many children- but a couple dead white folks that finally moved the needle. So fucking done with this country.

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Same.

I stay not watching futball. Fuck fifa

a man without a shirt is talking into a sports microphone . ALT: a man without a shirt is talking into a sports microphone .

Has Heated Rivalry had a massively positive impact on anyone else’s love lives?

Please, they don even have the media literacy needed to follow Christ properly. You really think they can parse a metaphor?

Entering? This is exactly what the Republican christo-fascits have been working toward since before Reagan was president. Can we please stop acting like this is new behavior from the Right? Because I am sick of feeling gaslit by people who are supposed to be on my side.

No, you mealymouthed coward. They need to be shut down. PERIOD. They need to be in prison. Stop acting like you are dealing with reasonable people because you’re not- they will kill people here just like they have in Minnesota and that blood will be on your hands.