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@ersatzfusillade

| fool of a took | | internet is my hobby | | earnest shitposting | | hose water survivor | | passive-aggressively midwestern |

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that's bullshit; when i had my very brief stay, we had to turn all that shit back in and if anything was missing we couldn't leave

12.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ben franklin's concerns about germans finally coming to fruition

12.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*ahem*

Capisan Sea is the land

/totally different/

12.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Darmascus lol

the more I look the better it gets

12.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tag yourself I'm CAPISAN SEA

12.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 4-masted steel barque Admiral Karpfanger was built originally as L'Avenir in Bremenhaven, Germany in 1908. She was sold to the Hamburg-Amerika Line in 1937, renamed, and converted into a training ship.

#maritimehistory #history #germany #shipwreck

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gta

mafia

12.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"MANY MANY DIG DIG" has been latched onto by my brain and will be regurgitated at odd times forever

12.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

screen readers crying out in pain

12.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A coffee mug with stylized "stacked" font: the words "fuck this shit" are at a 90Β° angle and stacked atop one another to create what appears to be a three strips of nonsense

A coffee mug with stylized "stacked" font: the words "fuck this shit" are at a 90Β° angle and stacked atop one another to create what appears to be a three strips of nonsense

logging on, mug check

12.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mongo only pawn in game of life

11.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 437 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

who needs to use their arms anyway?

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stupid shoes theory without looking first:

guy who said size 7 said it in hopes that the shows are not available in that size

(i wear an EU 41, which is close to that size)

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
heavens gate cult member’s Nike decades worn in mass suicide

heavens gate cult member’s Nike decades worn in mass suicide

you know who else made everyone wear the same shoes?

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

just got a cold marketing email for a webinar about shitjippity and Excel

like...if you can't use Excel without help you shouldn't be touching it imo

11.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Boxes of granola snacks called "pick me ups" that have coupon stickers affixed; which make them appear to read "fuck me ups"

Boxes of granola snacks called "pick me ups" that have coupon stickers affixed; which make them appear to read "fuck me ups"

heading out to grab some

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oooo I understand

well. enjoy your nut milk coffee πŸ€ͺ

11.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🫠

do you have any ice cream?

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's there: it's google grabbing what it thinks are the most relevant results and being bad at it

that unanything website is like if fandom and /b merged

it's filled with a lot of pizza cutter articles: all edge; no point

11.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
willem defoe face photoshopped on to a little head to look disapproving

willem defoe face photoshopped on to a little head to look disapproving

logging on

11.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. I got it so I wouldn't be jumpscared any more by ads in the middle of a playlist of soothing lofi beats and will never cancel

11.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This "protein in everything it doesn't belong in" fad is going to be viewed with the same confusion and disgust that the "suspend everything in aspic" fad from the late mid 20th century gets now

11.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can definitely sprain them!

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

snack

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it's an EXTRA confused woodpecker πŸ™ƒ

11.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

woodpecker on a metal pole, maybe?

10.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a sea of red flags lmao

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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meow

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 895 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

he is absolutely full of SHIT because SNAP/EBT users absolutely know how the grocery store works because there are 7263628287373 restrictions on what the funds can be used for

this man is a churlish buffoon

10.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hoping you find relief that brings you more good days than bad!

10.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0