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@probablyinbed

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I refuse to dig and find out who the Woke Ginger is that you’re all talking about.

13.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chicago wind gauge

13.03.2026 15:09 👍 3124 🔁 612 💬 47 📌 47

This is bait.

12.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 02:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations!!

09.03.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Imagine hating me, and I’m literally just in my bed snuggling a stuffy.

07.03.2026 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a live journal. I would appreciate it if the youths did not make fun of me thanks.

06.03.2026 16:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WITH INCEST

06.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re into incest.

06.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re making this even worse.

06.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We will never watch it again.

06.03.2026 01:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Top tier chip selection.

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t think about if Jesus sees me doing butt stuff when THERE’S A GODDAMN CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

06.03.2026 00:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah they’re not gonna enjoy that. My Google history gonna look super wild.

05.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shout out to the weird MAGA dude on the hell app that is still aggressively tweeting about me YEARS later. I hope life is treating you horribly.

05.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roses are red
Tulips are bright

04.03.2026 22:31 👍 654 🔁 190 💬 2 📌 0

Noted.

05.03.2026 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m printing this out for when you claim you’re the funnier one.

28.02.2026 13:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Suspending disbelief for zombies and monsters, but lamp placement is where you draw the line.

28.02.2026 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching my husband play Resident Evil:

“Who would put a lamp right there??”

You’re being chased around by a 20ft tall lady monster, and this is what you can’t believe?

28.02.2026 13:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I created and raised this incredible little human. To say that I am proud would be an understatement. We both had a day off so I treated us to the nail salon today.

She leaves for college this year, and I am appreciating these little moments so much right now. I’m going to be lost without her.

27.02.2026 23:34 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Aww! I love this.

27.02.2026 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wishing you were here.

26.02.2026 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hehe of course!

26.02.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂

I let him sleep next to me. He gets to deal with my fun jokes.

26.02.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a green penguin with the number 6 on it ALT: a green penguin with the number 6 on it

Which do you like more? Thunder Road pt 6 or pt 7?

26.02.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thunder Road pt 3 is my favorite.

26.02.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎵Tramps like us, baby we were thunderrrrrr roaddddddd🎵

26.02.2026 02:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something I do to annoy @williamzabka424.bsky.social is telling him that every Bruce Springsteen song sounds like Thunder Road.

Then to annoy him even more, whatever Bruce song comes on I say “oh it’s Thunder Road part ‘whatever number comes to my head’.”

He loves this.

26.02.2026 02:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Same! Hard skip for me. Every time.

24.02.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0