Bizarro D.F.

My cats are so frickin dumb

And for like a week, all forums involved in this dumb argument knew peace.

One of my favorite old internet arguments was some nerds trying to figure out who'd win, a borg cube or the death star.

They eventually sought out a third party, iirc it was battlestar nerds who told them the death star one shots a borg cube. ... but would lose to all borg cubes thereafter.

screenshot from digital foundry's awful sponsored video where they nestle their nose against NVidia's navel while deepthroating

serial killers often fixate on minute improvements to their methodology in the desperate hope mastering their method of choice will make the rush of their first kill return, and I think tech guys are rapidly getting to that point now

Unlimited blade works

My zoomer friend: the site i watch anime on got taken down.
Me, rubbing the scar i got from using Kazaa: give me a moment... unlimited seed ratio

'No Seeders Found'

I'll fix that.

If there was no real people involved in the creation, then it's all fake. It's all imaginary. No harm is being committed by it existing, and thus nobody is being protected if it's banned.

The incestuous feral babyfur gore vore hypnosis shit and piss art isn't actually hurting anyone.

I'm losing patience with people who justify whatever dumb thing they're doing with AI by insisting that "everybody" uses AI. Like there's this assumption that everyone else is secretly using AI for everything while judging them for it.

One of the funniest weapons in God Hand is the RPG. You think that since it's a gun, you'd just hit attack to fire it right? Wrong! That lets you beat people with the fucking launcher.

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

I do gotta give it to bob hoskins, for how charming he plays mario in that you would not guess he was undergoing the deepest hell of his life during filming

Imagine getting put in the healing chamber from Dragonball Z and coming out a different skin color

Someone pointed out to me last weekend that the Brak maquette was crazy expensive. It is. But how much is my prototype, then?

And how much more would it be if I signed it?

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Not a single person has yet been able to answer my fundamental question about AI “writing”: why would someone want to play a game that nobody even bothered to write?

comics and cartoons are so “for kids” that you have to speak up when it’s explicitly not and that even “adults may” read them too if they so wish.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

The conversation with @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social on the latest podcast got me thinking about what IS a glup shitto

One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

Draw your FAVORITE CHARACTER!

Genuinely, I think if they could have kept the greed in check for one more decade we'd have been cooked

There really was dropping interest in piracy, fewer folks using torrents, and those who did often did lazy searches for pirate streamers that're easier to kill

But they couldn't help themselves!

joan in panties, on a couch and watching tom goes to the mayor. she looks at the viewer and say "don't mistake this for me endorsing tim heidecker platforming graham plattner"

i dont know why i cant draw normal smut
#furry #furryart

wtf do you mean they scheduled International Women's Day on the only 23 hour day of the year

spent the night playing CS 1.6 at a LAN party for a friend's birthday and its crazy we solved the multiplayer FPS in 2000, and then decided to spend the next 26 years making them worse in every way imaginable

does anyone know what it's called when a random small segment of your skin/muscles just beneath the surface of the skin randomly starts twitching/contracting/percolating.

#fredtheking

To the Massad agent who ran into the public bathroom like Stewie Griffin and measured my foreskin, good luck with the information you stole under false pretenses.

I've been stretching and receiving reduction surgeries for years, it's never the same length just to keep the Zionist scum off my trail.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs