Len Smith

Who could’ve expected Iran to use their greatest advantage to their advantage

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

Republicans realizing they're on shaky ground worshiping the Prince of Peace who said rich people go straight to hell

President Trump to oil tankers traversing the Strait of Hormuz:

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything.

Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though.

No shit man.

"flime flies"

This is why AI slop hit them like crack

dude's stuck on brainstorming a GENRE

fucking hell

dude gives a 90 minute speech that's just two, maybe three run-on sentences.

This is still happening in Messages even after I upgraded iOS.

The scary thing is that I can apparently touch-thumb-type.

dude's blog where he asks "Is it alive?" and responds "I don't even know anymore"

dude's brain is cooked

Moderation in all things. Moderationmaxxing.

We shouldn't investigate John Wayne Gacy because of all the joy Pogo The Clown brings to birthday parties.

screenshot of realfood.gov with "guidelines" that look exactly like cards from Cards Against Humanity

Wait. Why are they ripping off Cards Against Humanity?

I mean, I suppose most RFK Jr. quotes would make great CaH cards...

oh jeez we should get him out of the ground right away

Swarm of Righteous Teens Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7 Damage Resistances poison, psychic Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated Senses passive Perception 17 Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn. Actions Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

i decided they needed a statblock

ios keyboard with no text on the keys

i swear i have a new iOS bug every week

so cool it's probably Tulsi telling Russia shit our own congress isn't allowed to know

An Aarakocra in a purple tie.

My ADHD brain stopped caring about drawing for a few months and decided I needed to catch up on a few thousand issues of DC Comics history.

But now I'm back on it and drew Milton, the obnoxious business Aarakocra NPC from my D&D Wednesday game.

i have this “unique biomarker optimization goal” of not breathing dirty air.

i saw one that was:

"Just got my Winix air purifier, Claude code discovered and confirmed controls working within minutes. Now handing off to my moltbot so it can handle controlling my room's air quality according to my biomarker optimization goals."

they’re only mad that she’s bad at lying

macOS Nuremberg

i swear i've noticed this too. although i find google quality is tanking at an even faster velocity.