Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

Captain Chaos wasn't expecting hub's and I to still be awake, and walked in meowing with a sock in his mouth. We sat up and looked at him, and took off😂

I suck at math, but for some reason stats, geometry, and algebra did the brain click for me. Anything above that? Absolutely not.

I live across from a park and love all the happy giggles and screaming. While kids weren't for me, they're funny to shit.

Yay "gifted" kids!🥳 I told my friend yesterday I know a whole lot of shit about many things, but mastery of nada.

My dad wouldn't let me play drums for band, but had not problem with me playing trumpet. That was a mistake, because I was first chair because I practiced every day😂

They don't like it when I point that out. We obviously have our shit, but clean up your dirty-ass monarchy, and mind your beans and toast business.

I mean...hello. Fucking doofus.

Why I always giggledick when the Brits try to say shit. Where'd all those crown jewels come from?

He was too extreme for the GOP but still got elected. He shit posts constantly, and I'm gonna have the biggest I told you so moment. I know he's filthy.

Yep - I got a fundraising text from her earlier and was like, absolutely the hell not. I know I'm a ww, but a ww should not represent this district, and I don't trust her for shit. His mom held the office before him and was beloved. The GOP wants this seat so much, and I don't trust her at all.

My mom realizing she created a mini-me was hilarious to shit😂 My grandma was like, "She's just like you, you know?" Pissed her off even more lol.

Oh he totally wants me to stomp on his balls. He is a "pastor" after all😂

Love you kiddos! And back to your parents you go after I get you all riled up😂

White woman that ran for AG here is trying to primary my Black Muslim Congressman. He had some posts after 10/7 that I side-eyed about and let him know. It's not sitting right with me, because Trump was just trying to redistrict him out of his seat - HARD. Nope.

I am a little goofy though😂

I was 9 and was like, nope!😂 "You'll change your mind!" Sure the hell didn't. I love kiddos, as long as I can send them right back home.

They never would admit they voted for Trump. The next morning, the one said "Did you mean to say that to me?" I yelled back walking by, "SURE DID!" She never put in another help desk ticket. The other had guilt all over her face. Fuck 'em both.

I don't think anyone would want another me running around😂

Heh, my my Lt. Gov blocked me on the Facebooks. He's a sensitive Nazi. He since unblocked me, which is even more funny.

Hub's and i were laying in bed and 112 came on. Does anyone remember when someone on the Twitters posted they were better than Jodeci? That was a funny day😂 Poor Slim.

As the childfree couple - oopsie. Working in public ed did not help😭

I can only speak anecdotally - after the '24 election, I cussed out two of my coworkers, & they pulled this shit. They posted the "We can all have different opinions" bs on FB the next morning and I let it rip. They wouldn't even look at me at work. Good.

I never understood that policy. They knew those kids, and wanted to teach those kids. Shocking when they'd get hired in a different district. That town is stupid to shit.

It's dead-ass Idiocracy. When our gas prices jumped, and they were like "It's still more expensive in California!" K, we're in Indiana Brad. Enjoy that $800 truck payment, and filling that bad boy up.

With my new cooking habit, I'm bringing you all the appetizers.

Covid in public ed about wrecked my gd brain. I was like, y'all are now scientists? Okey dokey.

Watching the Uno Reverse on here has been amazing. Taking the base for granted is why we're here you dumbasses. Keep yelling at them though; I'm sure that's going to go amazingly. You wanted happy-fun revolution time, get going!

It's how the Midwest gets ya. It was almost 80 today, and this is next week.

a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples " ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a window with a note on it that says " how do you like them apples "

Watching the Uno reverse card is cracking me the hell up, but I'm also an asshole😂

Our district had a policy you couldn't student teach in our district, and it made zero sense. Those were the kids they knew and were going to work with.