Jane

I still think about this a lot.

Wow James, you’ve really been through the mill. So glad to see you out the other side x

Hincapie over last few weeks has become one of those players we might call a "cult hero" soon.. He epitomises those things we really like to see in a player but don't always get recognised or loved outside the club and its fans...

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

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“Where is the nearest airport?”

I see what you gruy ere

But they do have a lovely cheese room

I thought they were going for a pint early but they’re actually leaving the stadium

his FACE was offside

Controversial? We’ve complied with financial fair play rules, had zero red cards, we’re top of fair play table, been awarded only 3 penalties, never surround the ref, we have best goal difference, we’re 16 points ahead of 3rd place, top of CL table, and provide 4+ members of England squad.

"I think they (Arsenal) will be the most controversial champions of the Premier League era" says Martin Samuel, chief football reporter of the Times, who is often found writing about how amazing Man City are as a club.

Arteta on Hurzeler's complaints:

"What a surprise."

Would you like to expand on that?

"No... just go back to the previous games."

Terrible win. I’ll take eight more, thank you.

I love it so much

This pose from Saka, that TV caught so well before Mosquera joined him, could and should be iconic.

Suspect they could go all night if you let them

Hang the screengrab of Piero Hincapie shushing Fabien Hurzeler in the Louvre.

Do you, Michael?

Oh

Now, it's a happy St Totteringham's Day

Hopefully fans of rival clubs can take some solace from the fact that we also aren't enjoying a second of this.

Looking at that Man United penalty and sending off I’m looking forward to at least three sending offs for fouls on Gyokeres today.

Yes it is all in our heads

Should have known these were the only possible outcomes from yesterday's game with the media narrative.

Arsenal lose: bottlers
Arsenal draw: bottlers
Arsenal win close match: not convincing, probably still bottlers
Arsenal win easily: Big deal, Sp*rs are terrible, probably still bottlers.

Folks...FOLKS

A part of Akinola Davies Jr's speech the BBC decided not to air

John Davidson cannot control his profanity, as the show was broadcast on a delay, the BBC however could have edited this out, because they definitely edited out Akinola Davies Jr saying “Free Palestine”.

They have memories of goldfish. They weren't complaining when they got a penalty for this.

🤣 I'd 8-2 be him right now