Belts 🤙🏿

Interesting to note the complete lack of spunk over Eddie Howe’s fucking face during his post match interview

If you think Storm Goretti is bad you should see my fucking ringpiece ffs 🤙🏿

🎵Come on Dave 🎵

Little known fact that Dexys were toying with the idea that the B side to Eileen was Come On Dave #Dave

Ringwise

Carnage

You should see my fucking ringpiece

Have a lovely Xmas mate x ♥️🎅🏼

Calm down please Dave

What’s good for getting spunk off a Samsung tablet?

GWAAAAN JONESY LAD 🎅🏿

👀😎

What a fucking day ffs

Calm down please Dan

If you want to send him a Xmas card just put Dave on the envelope it’ll get there #Dave

David Daves
28 Dave Street
Daventry
DA6 9VE

He’s probably getting carried away. Probably

You’ll pull something

@bigdaveg.bsky.social calm down please Dave

Come on please Dave #Dave

Will you be ramming anything up your fucking ringpiece?

Derek: “Eddie, you must be pleased with that performance?”

Eddie: “LOOK AT ALL OF THE SPUNK ON MY FUCKING FACE”

Eddie Howe currently washing 15 gallons of spunk off of his fucking face

#upgrade

Same shit better tits 🤙🏿

WE KNOW FFS

Are you literally getting married?

Are you now fingering birds ‘internationally’ 👀👀👀👀👀

Were you fingering Greenwich birds?