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Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂
remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am
cropped, this chart becomes amazing
When your wife orders queso diablo because she's "a sleepy bitch"
HE NEVER MISSES
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
Personal cell phones have been popular for 20 years, why am I still getting spam calls all day every day!
the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
Yeah fast cars just like jfk was talking about
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
meme. two screenshot's from svedka's new bot ad. 1. "DRINK SVEDKA" showing the bot ingesting some sort of red cocktail 2. "ENJOY DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE" showing the bot malfunctioning with sparks coming out of its neck and the red liquid pouring from its throat like blood
Why Super Bowl beer ads have gone to shit: www.fingers.email/p/why-super-...
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
Witherspoon is a beast
I hear there are some lovely people there
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
Betting ad count since 630 start time is up to 2
Rooting for RVA / chesterfield native Morgan Moses specifically let's goo
@nicklutsko.bsky.social sounding good looking good!
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
jira users:
i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
Honestly did not anticipate this development in the "U.S. President cannot be prosecuted for any crimes" school of legal theory
me: I'd like to buy a snowboard
shop bro: are you regular or goofy
me: *tearing up* what
sb: *looks me up and down*
sb: yeah your ass is goofy as hell
A bbq cook-off where you have diss battles called Rib Roast
Polyamorous loveseat but it's just a regular 3 person couch.
Calendar says January. Checkmate