They get paid MILLION$ of pounds a week to KICK A BALL ABOUT because lots of people really enjoy it and it makes lots of money and they should be FORCED to do it 24/7. Sending videos of the players APOLOGIZING to REAL FANS WHO LIVE A BLEED SPURS after a loss should be mandatory if they cared.
Anybody. Impossible. Not that it would matter as Ange would immediately start targeting a new signing’s hamstrings for his own perverse pleasure. #PastaNOCLUE #LevyOUT #$PUR$
He should fake an injury so his hamstrings aren’t utterly annihilated by Ange ball.
Spurs are winless in 2025.
#Pastanoclue #AngeOut #AnyoneIn #LevyOut #EnicOut #AngeBawl #DoBetter #LevysPuppet #HAPPYCLAPPERSOUT
Don’t make me block you because you’re challenging my agenda
All roads lead to disappointment
The transfer window is open and we’ve signed NO ONE. #LevyOut #EnicOut #AngeOut #LangeOut #MunnOut #NoAmbition #ProfitsNotPlayers #SignMbappe
Told ya. I’m still a miserable human being.
It should be 3-1
I’d share what I’d be happy getting out of today’s Spurs game vs Wolves but nothing EVER makes me happy
Probably for the best
All shit, all injured
How I think Spurs will line up tomorrow:
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All shit, all injured
How I think Spurs will line up tomorrow:
Thank heavens Spurs don’t play today
sigh
Angry Postenoclue must be thrilled that he finally has an excuse to field a Spurs XI with no defenders in it.
Less than 20 days until the next North London Derby.
Another shitpost. Classic Iain.
…could we (get relegated)? #COYS
The only thing inside Spurs fans’ heads is regret
glum
Petition for all Spurs games for the rest of eternity to be blanketed in thick fog so we may never have to watch them losers ever again
I’d trade our team for a painting of a sad clown to add to my collection
Nothing gets better. Entropy comes for us all.
Daniel Levy wants to pump and dump via Tottenham Hotspur. No I don’t understand economics.
To not dare is to not do
Predicting the rest of Tottenham’s season:
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L
Ange Postecoglou hates hamstrings and Spurs fans equally
