@mrsovietblocparty
35m. MDNI If you know me from outside of Bluesky, this is your only warning. I use this site almost exclusively for hyping people up, and being a horny lil goober. That's it. That's all you'll see. Ye be warned.
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Still no voice notes.
So you get this instead.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
can confirm
I will neither confirm nor deny.
How dare you be so perfect.
We would like to extend out deepest apologies. Currently, our mustache ride is configured as a full beard. Please check back at a later date for future mustache-riding opportunities.
Thank you for your rime.
You’re going to do me a damned cardiovascular injury with all the posts today.
I'll never stop recommending Stephen King's 11.22.63.
You'll have to trust me that it isn't a horror story. It's somewhere between a Thriller and a romance. It's amazing
#EatHerPussy
Respectfully, I disagree.
And I'd bet my bottom dollar I'm not alone in that sentiment.
Let my cherish and respect you, dammit!
I find that the company people keep is a pretty reliable indicator of the quality of their character.
The company you keep, and that keeps you, is immaculate.
If this post gets 100 likes I’ll post at least one of the holiday lights pics I took this morning. @therealmousefarts.bsky.social already approves of a few but I’m on the fence about sharing. Push me off of it.
“How’s life?”
Oh, I sawed. Sawed big time.
only if you have games on your phone
Confirmed filthy animal
