lindsey peters berg

crying, but in a cute way

not really addicted to this app in the way i'd hoped

oh Lexi, I am so sorry. I had two earlier this year. You aren’t alone, but I know that doesn’t make it any less painful. Sending you so much love, support, and healing 🩷

well boys the trick is you’ve got to turn humiliation into an easily digestible sentiment that is both self-deprecating and pandering at the same time. it’s a skill that I developed due to having low self-esteem and wanting people to like me. And also <500 followers is still a lot actually

Just reviewed my Spotify Wrapped and my palms are literally sweating. I had to muster the courage to click it. January was my “Chill Skateboarding Emo Rap” phase

one day someone’s gonna call my work visceral and timely….one day they will say it’s whip-smart and dazzling

every time I watch The Office I end up thinking about my own inevitable death

I think so, ish, lol. Protagonist has a weird relationship with alcohol so bars make sense. All the server/served dynamics are bringing up questions of class that I don’t want to answer, but thats probably presenting itself for a reason smh. You might be onto something re: leaning in. ty JH

a passionate wordsmith with a tough exterior but a tender heart (and fucked up parents). Helga is all of us 🎀

Helga is my favorite character of all time

googling Griffin Gluck and Louise Gluck, just to see (there is no relation)

Yessss come to the dark side!!

love this take (hadn’t even thought of adding chopped turkey!) but I think I’m not yet convinced that the turkey is necessary…after all, what is gravy but a creamy dressing of sorts??

could gravy go on a salad?

treating my body like whatever the opposite of a temple is and it feels amazing. should’ve been doing this the whole time

okay yeah no that's a mental health symptom. maybe you can the filler covered by insurance

worried i'm gonna have to make my protagonist and her friend like...hike?

bothered bc i know a problem with my manuscript is that nearly all my scenes take place in bars or restaurants (i realized this when i was like, why do i keep writing about bartenders???). but where else do thirty years olds talk to each other?? is this a sad question?

i've looked into this extensively and if they are hereditary (mine are) it does seem that fillers or something like it is the only actually effective option :/ but if they're not hereditary idk vitamin c and water??? (also hi <3)

my mom used to order a catholic magazine that reviewed tv, movies, and music for how appropriate(?) they were. As a kid I’d always flip through it pretty earnestly. I remember they reviewed this album and blurred out her shadowed chest as if she was naked lol. None of this impacted me at all

that is so nice! thank you for reading!! <3 it was one of those pieces i HAD to write bc i was so sick of my brain lol. now when i make up narratives about people on social media i tell myself i'm "It's Me, A Selfie-ing again." lollll obnoxiously self-referential but it helps me chill out!!

i had a lot of fun writing this one

I’m actually being very cool about my queer awakening (have only posted about detransition, baby twice)

i had to change my banner to a wholesome pic of leaves because the bsky app cropped my original banner--which was perfectly normal on desktop!--to make me look like, weirdly into male orgasms

was just made aware of the recent jack's mannequin/academy is... emo cruise and suddenly i know what my next novel's gonna be about