Chelb 🌭

The rare thundersnow

starting to knit this diva tonight and i am so excited it hurts

I have so many thoughts on the tangible difference between how social professionals from like pre-tiktok perceive themselves in their roles vs this new wave and how wild it is to watch some of them now try to turn themselves into celebrities on the backs of the brands they support

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

likely place for her to be

Maybe im the last person to realize this app had desktop functionality which will absolutely be a game changer for how often I use it

More skies being knit but… at night 🌚🌜🌝

Quick visit to the house that god-bagool built (my neighborhood Italian butcher)

There aren’t many days when I’m jealous of people who are super dumb, but today sure is one of them.

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

Knitting a lot of skies lately

[Youth pastor voice] you know who else gathered a significant amount of users before dying and then coming back to life?

Made a strawberry hat for a newborn the other day :)

I’m going to once again attempt to start building a presence here

Why use the notes app when you can text your best friend your quick shopping list as a reference (it’s shrimp taco night at the Jacobs residence)

checking the timer once you’ve put in the thanksgiving desserts to bake

Paris is so beautiful I’m so thankful that Celine Dion invented it this summer

My great x whatever grandfather invented the swim cap

Kept reading noodes as noodles which I do in fact want to see

i don’t care who startered this pack, i’ll finish it!!

This is a big year for us realizing things

We’re trying out syndicating tweets, folks

The tiny jams at this hotel breakfast are just begging me to steal them……

Honestly the Brits cooked with the roasted tomato as part of breakfast

Hello I am back

I came into quite a bit of Humboldt fog that I GOTTA consume this week omg I’m so overwhelmed

I have so much cheese to consume this week before I go away to Europe… to eat more cheese

Just had a sick day at the beach what did I miss