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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.

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Diagram of trucks carrying oil to make up for ships being unable to get through the Strait of Hormuz

Diagram of trucks carrying oil to make up for ships being unable to get through the Strait of Hormuz

Can we make sure the trucks have video games, in case the trucks have to wait to be refuelled

13.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a midfielder called Jagga Smith who is number 7 who is really good, I'm going to try to remember him. He's 20, born the second year was at university. I could be his dad.

12.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Results of Carlton v Richmond, Carlton 75 points Richmond 71

Results of Carlton v Richmond, Carlton 75 points Richmond 71

Week 2
I didn't watch, so we won! Carlton still seems confused they have to keep playing after halftime.

12.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you put the oil into barrels, then you just roll the barrels downhill to the pickup point (this should be easy as the pickup point is at the bottom so gravity will help)

12.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Summoning my medieval ancestors to show off how easy it is for me to get butter now

12.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIMOTHY CHALAMET: nobody gives a fuck about a guy cranking an organ grinder.

ME: you stupid fucking piece of shit

TIMOTHY CHALAMET: and nobody gives a fuck about the monkey with a little hat going around and collecting tips

ME: philistine. Uncultured Swine

09.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An internal monologue of "GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME ITS HOT AND YUCKY I HATE IT"

External Monologue: I need to solve 12 riddler puzzles or he'll kill the hostages

10.03.2026 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Playing Arkham City on switch 2, love this square block batman, perpetually uncomfortable and turning that anger on criminal SCUM

10.03.2026 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT I have been telling my two year old some LIES (i knew about the raptors, very surprised about old frill neck there)

10.03.2026 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you wake up. it is 2007. you are wearing urine starched cargo shorts and a tshirt depicting the tazmanian devil cartoon character in a b-boy stance. you are the number one xbox 360 achievment hunter in the world. gamepro magazine is on the horn, want to fly you down to vegas to meet carmen elektra

08.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 379 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've mentioned before that Zola the Nazi doctor is in this but quite sensibly they never mention that on THE SPIDERMAN SHOW FOR 2 YEAR OLDS

07.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doc Ock: mad scientist, eight arms, power mad

Green Goblin: evil jester like the joker

Rhino: carries the criminal gene common to the eastern Slav

07.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spidey And Friends jigsaw puzzle book explaining Rhino like your grandma telling you about someone she saw arrested down the shops. "Why are you telling me his nationality?" "Well he *is* Russian!" "And..." "A lot of them are!" "Grandma!"

07.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

One guy has been weirdly aggressive to a stranger about how this doesn't look like Nick Kroll.

06.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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was watching The Fury from 1978 and there's a bit where you follow a character entering a building on security screens like the opening of Snatch. also young Dennis Franz is in it and he looks like Nick Kroll

06.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 983 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Someone tell Albo that you canโ€™t say Australian personnel acted in compliance with international law and in the same breath say you havenโ€™t done an assessment on the international law bit because thatโ€™s for the US and Israel to decide.

06.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Once upon a time you'd announce a new console along with the games that were coming but now there's just an announcement that in a few years you should give Microsoft 1500 dollars to play the games you already own.

06.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They own Activision Blizzard! Their business is hugely successful! They hate it so much every day is agony!

05.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Xbox owns five million game developers and is violently allergic to making videogames, the process sickens them

05.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fine, it's fine, this suffering is all part of the experience.

05.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trying to actually follow Carlton this year so I've got less US/UK culture in everything. Week 1: AAAAAAARGH

05.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ, sounds ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜, and captures the ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ€” he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

03.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2267 ๐Ÿ” 323 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

neither here nor there and the death threats are awful obviously but THAT is EXACTLY what a judge looks like

04.03.2026 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 328 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fiancรฉe has demanded she get to pick the movie recently. Pretty much all of them have been about how it's never too late to change your mind and alter course. At first they were big studio movies, then indies, then Tubi originals. Last one was on YouTube and I swear it starred her sister.

02.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caesar 3 (1999)

02.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Story on The Australian front page:

Israelโ€™s deadliest day: Nine die in public shelter in Beit Shemesh struck by Iranian missile
Volunteer medic Ronit Elimelech rushed her elderly mother and three children to the shelter as sirens wailed, instinctively grabbing her vest and the medical equipment sheโ€™d used to save countless lives. It wasnโ€™t enough to save her own.

Story on The Australian front page: Israelโ€™s deadliest day: Nine die in public shelter in Beit Shemesh struck by Iranian missile Volunteer medic Ronit Elimelech rushed her elderly mother and three children to the shelter as sirens wailed, instinctively grabbing her vest and the medical equipment sheโ€™d used to save countless lives. It wasnโ€™t enough to save her own.

All civilian deaths are tragic, but we're getting a real sense of whose lives are valued more.

If The Australian had run this story for Gaza it would have had to do it more than 8,000 times.

Never mind one for the around 150 children killed in a Tehran school just this week...

02.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 359 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I want to see his brain, see what's wrong with it, what happened. How did he become a professor, did every other person die?

02.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A shift from the regular 'haha we're so fucked" feeling to "...โ€ฆโ€ฆ................................................................. we're fucked"

02.03.2026 10:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

World events have me in a powerfully gloomy mood at the moment. Feel like everything is drowning. You get up and go to work and everything and it's fine, but there's such ugly things flying around in the sky.

02.03.2026 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know one thing i've noticed over the years is that it's not just that op/ed pages skew extremely conservative, it's a specific kind of conservative. E.G. never get any far right muslims in there, never mind left wing ones. but i'm sure that's just a long running coincidence

02.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 301 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1