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Back away, banana breath! What the hell did you just eat, a banana? 🍌 A better world is possible, this ain't it.

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a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad ALT: a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad

5% = 50% now?

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just put dye in spray bottles, then once blue touches their hair they will then decide to dye their entire head forever.

29.01.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love them so much

29.01.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ§‹that is..something.

04.06.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll pass this along to my dog, she always has to take a xanax.

07.05.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, they have no idea whatsoever.

01.05.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is already a band called Aborted Fetus but not Aborted Fetus Debris.

01.05.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just ask his worm to take a ride in your brain for a bit as a treat.

01.05.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yay. I love this for us

01.05.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh cool. One more thing to worry about living in this country

01.05.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He must of drank gallons and gallons a week then.

30.04.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and we'll all have no doll hairs.

30.04.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And then everyone screams about people getting help with their student loans

30.04.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OOh. I have been on the fence if I wanted to wait till it was for rent at home for cheaper. I was worried that the previews gave away the entire movie, but I definitely wanted to watch it so maybe I'll go see it while its in theaters.

25.04.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, is that Armie Hammer? Because then it explains the cannibalism.

25.04.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my head I pictured the duck saying GULP. If a dude left that message on my picture I'd be hitting that block button. πŸ‘€

25.04.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I have been looking at all the comments. People are so dumb even on this thread. How can he be a tankie if russia isn't even close to communist. This guy isn't left at ALL

25.04.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He is obviously a fucking moron because the hammer & sickle isn't appropriate for current day Russia. They aren't even close to communist or socialist.

25.04.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg. I would have been LIVING for this.

25.04.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a middle school teacher who wouldn't shut up about them. Then she made us watch the Anastasia cartoon. It was weird.

25.04.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want 5k per dog as a dog mom.

25.04.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am forever thankful for being blessed with a shit uterus and having to evict it.

25.04.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes please

24.04.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OOo. What is the medium?

24.04.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, like he isn't ignoring court orders as it is?

24.04.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
24.04.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get groceries once a week and we don't normally splurge on different things, but they are in fact way more expensive.

24.04.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is eating a hot dog and saying " i don t know if you 're allowed to do that " ALT: a man is eating a hot dog and saying " i don t know if you 're allowed to do that "
23.04.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O.B.E's for the landlooords

23.04.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a D-list Sheldon

23.04.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0