He wishes.
Iran has decided to give Trump the first consequences he has never experienced in his life.
They are going to give Donald Trump 50 years worth of consequences at once, just to show him what they’re like.
When you are burning instead of just pushing buttons from your own personal Panem.
Saying that you -must- be grateful is what domestic abusers and Russian prison guards do. You must take the violence and say you like it. It is a mark of fascism.
The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon
One girl abuser at a time.
This happened because we did not stop it when it was happening to hummus. @libyaliberty.bsky.social
Sound on.
thankfully the US has learnt the lessons of the 1980s Tanker war and kept significant naval minesweeping capabili- oh
I know this is a grave moment of international crisis, but saying "Iran can't do that, it would be suicide!" is the funniest thing ever. If the heads of the Iranian government, the US military, Hezbollah, and Israel heard someone say that they'd no shit call each other to laugh about it together.
Except Gandalf isn’t coming home to save him.
“how about we send the kurds to de-mine the strait” - the greatest thread in the history of CENTCOM, locked by C/NAVCENT after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Whoa. This is big. "The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now." www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Breaking AP: Democrat Shawn Harris and Republican Clay Fuller have advanced to a runoff in the special election to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene in Georgia.
> @covie93.bsky.social
Agree. If I were playing poker (which I am rubbish at, but still) I would greatly prefer to have Iran’s cards than Trump’s.
(—I mean, given you are really committed to what you are doing. As most of us would be, and as Iran clearly is, not Trump, of course.)
Carney 🇨🇦 can take it.
Every day that Trump farts around with Iran, Carney is able create that much more distance between the US and Canada.
Revenge is a dish best served in Yuan Renminbi.
Well, we all are. 🇨🇦
It doesn’t matter what you sign with him. It’s like signing with a downed power line.
I think actually they are going for regime change. Trump’s. In the midterms.
—Who knows, maybe Bibi’s too.
(Guardian) — Iran has spurned two messages from Donald Trump’s special envoy, Steve Witkoff, seeking a ceasefire as its leaders sense it is not losing the war and the US president is at the minimum feeling the political pressure.
@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
Joy is still possible.
BLACKROCK’s “Chart of the Week”:
Over the past nine months — without health-care — job creation is net negative 347,000. 👀
I wish American men could experience themselves the way we have to experience them.
They would be horrified. They would not be able to bear it.
Lol Trump’s clown-ass team thinks they have the least control over any of this.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/p...
Oh, ffs.
He’ll probably feel like that when it happens in America, too.
“.. the largest ever weekly increase in both price a gallon and percentage terms since the government started tracking diesel prices in 1994.”
@wsj.com ⛽️
www.wsj.com/logistics-re...
Yes, anything in those files will eventually be in everybody else’s files. There isn’t a hope of suppressing it.
Outside of America, I wonder if there is a person on the planet who does not want to take down the American Epstein class, they are a poison on us all.
Starting with Donald Trump.
Will the Houthis join the Iran war?
www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/menaso...
In Canada it’s lmaoeh?
In the great game of Snakes and Ladders that is Trump’s universe, “I respect the office” earns you a trip down the back of the big python.
My mother-in-law used to have this saying about relatives who, after giant family dinners, would conveniently vanish for half an hour and then reappear once all the dishes had been washed:
“SHE’S LIKE THE RAINBOW. SHE COMES OUT AFTER THE STORM IS OVER."
