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“There are no 'old' movies, really - only movies you have already seen and ones you haven't.” ― Peter Bogdanovich Art shouldn’t compete. Film Critic at the San Diego Reader. https://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/big-screen/

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He looks ridiculous.

13.03.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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From the files of my Facebook group BK UNMASKED...

12.03.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Colonna and Costello. Fuji, head for the Hills!

12.03.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was on American Bandstand and Dick Clark threw him a hardball question: "Billy, who is Mrs. Jones?" Without missing a beat Paul replied, " I-I-I don't know."

12.03.2026 05:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's marvelous.

12.03.2026 05:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Given all the facts, it still doesn't explain why I'm paying $5.50 for a fucking gallon of gas. And don't try and placate me with that "summer blend/winter blend" horse dung either. C'mon, gov. Do something!

11.03.2026 03:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rose Marie makes my ass wet. ❤️❤️❤️

10.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm Alan Luddite.

10.03.2026 20:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only, man.

10.03.2026 20:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And what's funny is, it's not the worst of Moore's outings. "A View to a Kill" is torture.

07.03.2026 19:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You mean Bond goes "Star Wars?" Okay, I'll play your game. What about "Moonraker," @joelcan.bsky.social

07.03.2026 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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5 1/2 HOURS OF FRESH BUSTER!!✨👀❤️🌂💅
You can pick up the 2 blu-ray set for under $20 on Amazon.
Bonus feature: the cleanest copy of TIYL BK I've ever seen. Worth it for Ralph Edwards adding his own SFX track (OOH! WATCH IT! LOOK OUT!) to accompany the shitty dupes of Buster's classics. Own it.

07.03.2026 01:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He also stinks, but not as bad as Craig's somber sojourns. I'll say one nice thing: "Skyfall" is the most is the most visually dazzling of all the Bonds thanks to Roger Deakins' willingness to slum.

07.03.2026 01:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He's not my Bond.

07.03.2026 01:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
Easy.

07.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He's an idiot. A total fucking idiot.

07.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 04:19 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Exclusive | The real reason why Kristi Noem’s cuckold husband stayed married to her through Corey Lewandowski ‘humiliation’ The husband of scandal-laden outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is expected to stay by her side despite the “humiliation” of her affair with longtime political adviser Cor…

His faith prevented Spencer Tracy from divorcing wife Louise and making it official with Katharine Hepburn. If they make a Tracy biopic, #ByronNoem should play the lead.
#ICEBarbie

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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04.03.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget his induction into the Wrestling Hall of Fame.

06.03.2026 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My gym teacher, Chester 'Chet' Ziemba, introduced the film to the class, calling it "the hamburger movie."

06.03.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You too!

04.03.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, but does she know what means Tisha B'Av?

04.03.2026 02:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Where's my grogger?

04.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Purim to all my Jewish friends and to all my gentile friends, Happy Tuesday!

04.03.2026 01:36 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I just watched "Chang" for the first time and was surprised to learn that some of the action was re-staged for the camera.

03.03.2026 23:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Syphilis!

03.03.2026 02:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

C-Span3 is is airing Hillary Clinton's deposition.

02.03.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brian De Palma's a good director. Poor guy must have hit rock bottom.

02.03.2026 20:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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IRAN #1!
RUSSIA #1!
U.S.A. HOCH-PTOOEY!
#IRONSHEIK

02.03.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0