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Just overheard a customer talking about their friend “Bobby Buckets” and now all I think about is my next CAW.

“This is the first time I’ve been out since yesterday!” Sir, it’s 830 in the morning.

Way2go!

My bad, been stuck on haunting of hill house tik tok so I’ve been on a scavenger hunt for all the ghoosts

Oooooh, is that why the universe seems off this morning?

Today feels like the most mondayist Thursday that’s ever thursdayed.

I’ve watched some badly biased broadcasts in my life. But nothing nearly as bad as this ESPN Boston/New York game. If I was blind I would have to be convinced it wasn’t a YES broadcast.

Work was dragging all day til I put on the Celtics Media day. Times been flying by ever since. 23 days til the season starts. I cannot wait!

Oh boy

Literally only the second Uber I’ve taken in the past week and once again the driver is wearing HEAVY cologne. Whyyyyy?

This was my first introduction to Kenny Omega back in the day. And I’ve been hooked ever since!

Is there any phrase worse than “Leaf Peeping?”

I got an email from my bank that they were launching a new podcast. Which horsemen of the apocalypse does that fall under? Asking for a friend

Apologies to anyone still hanging on to summer. I’ve decided that today is officially fall. You heard it here first.

If you’re gonna drive Uber probbbbb shouldn’t wear stronggggg cologne and drive with windows up. Just a tip

Idk why I just thought about this but the first I ever slow danced with a girl at a middle school dance I started crying and had to run away. I lied and said they played that song at my grandfathers funeral, who was very much alive at the time.

I’ve been way way too active all day long, every single day since last Wednesday. And oh boy it has caught up with me. But I have something I absolutely can’t miss tonight as well. So RIP me. Tomorrow after work I’m gonna go to sleep for like 28 hours.

If you have any questions I can try to translate it into Doctor Who terminology.

It’s genuinely hilarious when I see someone who I went to high school with, who used to shoot up, bitch about doctors offering their kids vaccine shots. So fuckin dumb.

Went from appointment viewing to disappointment doing.

The best part about ADHD is putting something down and then not being able to see it directly there in front of you until you panic and find something to replace it but then HEY IM RIGHT HERE WHERE YOU LEFT ME

Today in being neurodivergent, the shirt I’m wearing slightly shrunk in the wash and all
I can feel is the millimeter of skin that is exposed.

He is an expert at that

Twas a good way to start the day

Lucille Ball’s dad doesn’t die of typhoid fever. Her mom never remarried. She never has a stepfather who encourages her to try out for his Shriners organization. She never gets in showbiz. Never meets Desi. Doesn’t create sitcoms. Never saves Star Trek. No technological inspirations. Futures end.

It may be my day off but yea I just spent an hour cutting carrots, potatoes, and raw chicken(not in that order and not without properly cleaning between).

The most ridiculous thing about the movie Independence Day is that everybody still ridicules the guy who says he was kidnapped by aliens, even AFTER they discover Aliens exist for a fact. SooOooo dumb. But probably accurate.

Idk, you’re the one who said they’d marry me

Barely legible server “chicken scratch”

If you want an insight into how I am as a server, try to guess what this is supposed to say.

Whoops just told the shit head who comes into my work every day and flaunts his money that the news doesn’t tell you what is going on in the world. They tell you what they want you to know about the world.