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I desire some boaching yes please

DQXI SPOTTED. CLICKING THE LIKE BUTTON

Bro

Sword players in S3 evolving to radiate the same energy as the Palutena mains is an event that must be studied in a lab

Don't get me wrong, the effort put into a lot of these submissions is great, but there comes a point where I wish I could see more Splatoon 3 in the Splatoon 3 montage I want to watch today

I think the Cactus montage competition has only reaffirmed my belief that Splatoon players are obsessed with making the world's most cluttered and hard to follow montages out of any competitive game community I've seen for literally no reason

Cblast being in genuine contention for the best weapon in the game may hint at the fact that we are in the funniest possible timeline

I think you're missing the even more insane theory: the damage values are so high so they can one shot the taped crates in single player

Post the code?

This would've done numbers if you posted it exactly one thousand days ago

I swear every time you are in a clip it is the most spaghetti Splatoon I've ever seen

Very helpful guide! I'd love to see a lot more stuff like this. One question I have though is what can you do about stacking the same side if many people have already dropped and commited? Is it better to jump back to the anchor and reenter the fight, or should you do something while up front?

ANOTHER NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS SACRIFICED TO THE ETHER

Playing vtent in soloq is a punishment I would not wish upon my worst enemies

I feel like sometimes the devs secretly get infected with the R6 design philosophy of "every role has to be equally as viable as every other role." We already have nautilus and bp as attempts to make heavy not suck, but oh wait this gun needs to be good let's make it get 11 waves

What is your lucky number?

Oh I've already been talking about this for the past week I think it's been long enough

But also memorize if they have any ink saver main on their build. And also memorize if they have died within the last 20 seconds and have another flick. And also know if they are going to have cooler ready so they get another set of flicks. And also they have three nefarious minions running at you

Soloq is such a horrific practice environment because you can't really use it to seriously practice anything you aren't already good at unless you spend two whole months or more grinding the blue mode in JP just to have a chance at coming across players that will provide meaningful experience

I think it's baffling how many issues with Splatoon 3 would be solved instantly with skill-based matchmaking that actually works. It's not like the queue times aren't already several minutes long already

Hollow Knight Pantheon 5's first try ended with me dying 3 bosses away from the end. I am sad

Real gamers know they want the original S1 roller kit back (or S1 noctobrush)

Nintendo saying "yeah rapid pro was accidentally nerfed but we were planning to do that anyway so we'll keep it in the game" is so incredibly funny

Recent events have further solidified my theory that I improve the fastest by being thrown off a cliff and told to fly

New content farming method: make a video about the kit system being bad and turn all of those ideas into mini-sections proving how much stuff it impacts for the worse

The dapples clamoring for cooler while also having the special themselves is the greed talked about in the Bible

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Me when I design a banger Splatoon TTRPG system just to be forced to play it with 3 backlines and a reeflux player