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Caleb Roehrig

@calebroehrig

Octuple threat, writer of things, (former) Hollywood trash

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Congratulations!!!

13.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know her replacement will be just as awful, but I choose to enjoy her downfall

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And to think: all from the comfort of my own home!

17.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
β–ͺ️cottagecore
β–ͺ️extremely toxic fandom
β–ͺ️aggressive side part
β–ͺ️weird childish curses
β–ͺ️puritanical, but also
β–ͺ️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

28.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1400 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

SERIOUSLY. As my professor once said: β€œBeing in character on camera is acting. Being in character offstage is psychosis.”

19.12.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯ΉπŸ«Ά

17.12.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Ian πŸ₯ΉπŸ«Ά

10.12.2025 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been 84 years… πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

09.12.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TELL ME ABOUT IT 🀯

08.12.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cover art is by Teo Skaffa!

08.12.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

🚨 COVER REVEAL!! 🚨 I am so thrilled to share the cover for my upcoming debut middle grade title, CREEPY KID! It’s about a boy whose new house is haunted by two ghostsβ€”and only he can help them move on. It comes out on August 25, but it’s available for preorder now!

πŸ“š: bookshop.org/beta-search?...

08.12.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know which three ghosts visited her, but I’m gonna venmo them $5 each

22.11.2025 09:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

05.11.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 367 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift

05.10.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wowβ€”congratulations!!

02.09.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

22.08.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 5763 πŸ” 1410 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 61

Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! πŸ˜…

16.08.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

15.08.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

21.07.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 7017 πŸ” 1416 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 19
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I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social

#booksky

18.07.2025 11:03 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ZACK! MORRIS!! πŸ—£

28.06.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
FINALIST

British Fantasy Awards 2025

Best Anthology

And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🀯

We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.

23.06.2025 11:07 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11

Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:

Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.

22.06.2025 04:29 πŸ‘ 876 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!

14.06.2025 22:31 πŸ‘ 1906 πŸ” 512 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7

Lmfaoooo I can HEAR this sign! Go get β€˜em, Coily!!

14.06.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the home decor version of those park benches with spikes on them to hurt homeless people

12.06.2025 07:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️

10.06.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0