Alexander Greenberg

It my fanfic version of this, he freezes up midsentence, shouts, "No, mommy, I don't want to go to hell! Please don't take me to hell!" Then dies on the spot.

I think I hate the American hockey team now.

Someone needs to make a "Great White Hype" type satire about MMA and what a fucking grift it is.

I don't think the expectation of privacy holds good in a school hallway. Courts typically interpret it pretty narrowly.

Narrator: It was not, in fact, the beginning of SCOTUS correcting the immunity decision.

is negligible, etc. The problem is that these issues take more than a sentence to explain, and so people who don't have intelligence or patience will gravitate toward the more commonsensical approach.

paragraph to explain. Supporters of voter ID argue something to the effect of "How could you not support such a commonsensical measure?" Opponents rightly argue that voter ID laws will disproportionately impact women and people who have changed their names, that people voting under false identities

Thinking about the voter ID issue and how a lot of the division between Republicans and Dems that don't come down to malice or religion have to do with wedge issues that, if you fall on one side, seem commonsensical, but that if you actually study them, are not, and that require more than a

Nah, should be a defender.

So the MVP has to be a defensive player, right?

No one drinks anymore.

Say what?

Haven't seen a single musician in the Epstein Files. I kind of think Epstein didn't really care about music.

1. CIA
2. Air Force
3. Navy
4. Marines
5. Coast Guard
6. Army (lowest iq branch)

Feeling a short is the right move on this

Bannon, Miller.

The left's refusal of simple electoralism has been at least as damaging.

French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France on Saturday evening in the hope of having the artillery shell dislodged from his anus.

Even more wild, it's happened before: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Eraserhead is great.

My hatred of Aronofsky justified.

Be fun when we have to call a game on account of "loud explosion followed by unidentified white substance falling on field"

The current state of affairs has taught me that no matter what you think micro-dosing is doing for you, personally, it's fucking up the world. Your ketamine-addled brain cannot be trusted to make high-level decisions. Period.

Any Democrat with a pair of stones would remove the first clause in that sentence. Abolishing ICE is the moderate position at this point.

Oh. Well shit

Chicken shit.

I'm confused. The vote hasn't happened yet.

He's the Treasury Secretary. He shouldn't even be invited on the show to discuss these things.

Why is anyone asking the Treasury Secretary his opinion?

Why is the treasury secretary commenting on this at all?