Hewwo! Dis is Teddy and he is under da mistaken impression dat he is NOT a sweet widdle bun with chubby wubby cheeks. He thinks he’s a stinky medium sized bunny with average unexceptional cheeks. Can you help address dis terrible error? Say “You’re perfect Teddy!” to change his mind!

Hewwo dis is Stanley and as you can see he just got out of da Flufferizer. He paid three hundred and eighty two buckeroonies to be professionally flufferized. Do you think dis was money well spent? Say “Great decision Stanley!” to congratulate him on his wise investment!