"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
09.11.2024 07:20
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"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes.
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Wrote this one before the last election and just came across it again. Now the images seem even more chilling. The grinning support for cruelty and terror.
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this is not a drill!
oldest got his drivers license today and picking his sister up as his first solo drive
I FINALLY HAVE AN IN-HOUSE UBER
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.
Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
I KNOWWWWW 😭
Quasimodo looking fucking pic
Wiiiiise
i identify as MAMA
Make
America
Matriarchal
Already!
when you're on the edge of havinf to pee
that's the precipiss
hockey butts should only be bestowed on the best of men tbh
it takes real skill to assemble that much potential with the lowest bar possible and still not clear it
Insane that I have the ick for an entire men’s hockey team at once.
awww, I remember when I was a tiny baby shitposter and felt like it was mean not follow everyone back
she was a different person
thank youuu
🎶 His pants are on fiiiirrrrrre
His pants are on fireeeeeeuh
That boy is on firrrrrrre
His pants still on fireeeeuh🎶
This is dope!!!
Insta from the Drink Cheerwine account, it's a SS of my BLUESKY post that says "Cheerwine iz bae" which is funny bc it was a joke post but also I do really love Cheerwine. It has 84 likes lol.
IG famous bb
hmmm maybe what we need is a dot CALM boom
rapper Nelly pivoting to the children's party entertainment space (decorations, clowning) with his company the Ballunatics
i didn’t pick the cougar life, the cougar life picked me
She’s doing okay 💅
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
can’t wait for him to find out I’m getting folded like a sheet by men half his age 😇
If I didn’t have a soul I would’ve gotten away with it much closer to home lol
currently grinding my teeth into powder bc apparently murder is wrong or some shit
istg this man has no clue how many times I’ve crafted elaborate fantasies of how I’d end him
i think about this *daily*
i don't even think this is up for debate - my life would almost certainly be better if i were dumber and meaner
is there any way to do a flowers-for-robgernon-type thing or
what's going on with lobotomies these days
Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless
i feel ridiculous but channeling my inner mediocre white man