kendall

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

Luigi Mangione is surrounded by a lot of police

It's sorta crazy how they are treating Luigi Mangione as if he was the Super Villain in the story.

thinking about WOMEN

i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

just saw wicked and it’s literally one of the gayest pieces of media i’ve ever consumed

if u were wondering what it’s like to go to school in the deep south, i’m on the exec board for my grad school’s lgbtq+ org and due to state legislation we (and all other minority identity orgs) can’t receive funding from our university bc it’s too “divisive”, but the christian org is totally fine

Soup. The OTHER wet meat.

just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president

Oops I accidentally believed history was a straight line and not a pendulum

I empathize with joe biden sometimes I just be saying whatever too

sometimes I enjoy being a scientist but then there are also the horrors (bioinformatics)

Pls I need a sapphic romance so badly I’m gonna crash out

I love GMOs

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

i think being a victim of anthrax would be kind of a cunty way to die idk

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

venturing into rural Alabama as a microbiologist feels like a fever dream

A mock motivational poster / meme with a heavenly cloud skyscape over endless mountain ranges. With rays of sun piercing through. "HOW IT FEELS TO HIT 7 PARKED CARS" is in the middle.

one of the most embarrassing things about me is how much I like rice pudding

Considering the peaceful efficiency of a coma.

20 million users is so many 9/11s worth of people

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"