Ailsa

A menace to all bathrooms and stealer of socks.

Nearly 3am, I have been woken up by what was presumably my cat launching himself into the glass shower door after scaring himself by pulling out the push plug. Inspected the damage, he had also done the nastiest smelling poop and for some reason thrown up on the poop scoop. I am impressed & baffled.

When the world seems bleak but the kids still draw silly cats and smiley faces in condensation. This actually cheered me up a bit so I thought I’d share it.

So now Farage is saying oh poor Musk you can’t banned X in the uk because that’s bullying him. Completely ignoring that X’s Grok has been used to undress images of children. I am so angry that anyone let either of these men ever hold any position of public authority.

The moment you set these guys down on your mantle piece, you’re going to hear giggling. It’s always behind you and when you turn around no one’s there. But the giggling will never stop, ever. #potentialhauntings #auctionhousefinds

Ah I’m sorry that’s been happening to you. It’s kind of the same reaction I’ve had previously. I hope you find something that works for you though, or a GP who’s willing to put in some work!

My level was just above 15 and I had immediate improvement in exhaustion afterwards, no side effects yet 🤞 That’s a bit worrying you had a bad reaction to it though, did the doctor not have anything to say about that.

7 slightly patina’d handbells with leather straps that look a bit haunted

Back to my regular bullshit.
Are these handbells haunted? Probably not.
Do they an excellent rendition of the carol of the bells unprompted at 3am? Yes, but only if you don’t look directly at them.
Do they take requests? No Freebird.

I’d go get a blood test first. Mine was low enough I’ve got to take 40,000 iu weekly for several months so that had to be prescribed. If yours is quite low you may need and strong dose to get it up to a good level as Vit D has a very short half life in the body.

Thank you, I can’t believe I ever made it to work considering how different I feel now.

I put off going to the GPs as I’ve had too many terrible interactions with them. I was lucky to get a kind GP who listened to me and asked for blood tests. need to go back for more help, but it’s a relief that I’m able to get out of bed at the weekend and not immediately need to lay down again

I’ve basically been so exhausted for the last couple of years I could barely function, I went to work then home and almost straight to bed for a whole year. Now turns out I’m deficient in a bunch of things including D3 and after taking the first dose I started feeling like a whole new person.

Decided to test out the cinematic feature on the most beautiful view in my flat.

Trans pride flag flying on a pole with a quote overlay advocating for inclusive feminism, stating exclusion of trans people aligns with patriarchy, attributed to @elcronk and shared by The Left Bible.

JK, are you listening? Oh, that’s right, you never do any more.

The running theory is that at this point if they’re still driving a Tesla now, they either don’t care the guy is a Nazi, or they are a Nazi themselves. Either way they are arseholes and they drive like arseholes.

So something I’ve noticed after driving to Inverness and back is that every single #Tesla driver we met on the road drove like a complete arsehole. No exceptions. Everyone of them sped, cut people up, under took multiple people take on motorways, make dangerous manoeuvres on mountain roads etc

I love a good eccentric botanist, the first person garden by shotgun was Robert Farrer and he was trying to plant some kind of Himalayan rock growing flora on the side of a cliff in Yorkshire in the early 1900s.

I also hate packing

I finished packing too early, now it’s just a waiting game. I hate waiting games.

On this week's episode of Local Legends Martin is joined by the hosts of the Eerie Essex podcast Ailsa Clarke a.k.a. @alias-sc.bsky.social and Bethan Briggs-Miller a.k.a. @bbmiller.bsky.social! Listen and learn more here: linktr.ee/threeravensp... #history #folklore #podcast #myths #legends #essex

It is extremely revealing that Corey Booker was able to stand for 25 hours and talk and make sense, and that every time the GOP open their mouths their utterances are insensible, incomprehensible, ungrounded in fact. Trust people who tell the truth. People who lie and fabricate are not trustworthy.

Exactly the same with most of the Eerie Essex episodes 😂

This feels like the longest week of my life and it’s fucking Tuesday.

I hope this happens every time one of them tries to go on vacation. They don’t deserve peace.

Haha just scared a teen who was humming Basket Case by Green Day to himself by finishing off the verse for him as I walked past, heard a gasp then a ‘thunk’ as I walked through the doors cackling.

100% would take home and coddle.

Sometimes i worry they’re only pretending to be hazardously stupid then I see shit like this. Honestly I don’t know anymore if it’s a good the Nazi’s are so stupid they aren’t able to function or whether leaving them in charge of the nuclear stockpile is worse.

We cold 🥶

I think maybe we should start changing it. Like seeing a crow means you’re going to end up with a hot goth or something appropriate.

Yikes! Poor crows they don’t deserve that.