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Fine words butter no parsnips. Once and future bookseller, currently based in deepest Nottinghamshire. @Simplerdave on all decent social media - find me here, there and almost everywhere...

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Exactly.

10.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics. The commentators were being slightly bemused by the technofunk section - meanwhile, all the European athletes in their early/mid 20s were having a high old time *and* knew all the words...

10.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ride The High Country ftw

08.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'est magnifique!

05.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serious question, no wrong answer - is there any way of pitching for an anthology series with a star attached? Or is it still the core idea that they won't touch?

04.03.2026 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I own the hardback of this - it's brilliant. So pleased that it's now coming out in versions that will actually pay Joel properly...

02.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did I get into Tintin? Because my dad's barber had a copy of King Ottokar's Sceptre with the front cover missing.

02.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Matt and Gail are good people - please help if you can.

28.02.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good result for the Greens, and I for one am looking forward to the endless stream of columns saying "This result confirms all my pre-existing prejudices"...

27.02.2026 08:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"And remember, Siadwel - you are a tool". I laughed *so* much.

26.02.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been there, sadly. I literally feel your pain.

25.02.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Question over a medieval engraving of a battle against Death:
What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.

Question over a medieval engraving of a battle against Death: What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.

Dirk
Nasty
Stig
Barry

25.02.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The biggest lies that everyone tells: "I have read the terms and conditions" and "Serves two".

22.02.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this. I've just finished reading his novel Sky High, newly republished in the British Library Crime Classics. It's a cheerfully cosy romp with, again, pleasing touches of darkness.

20.02.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes. We had our own versions of Payola and worse many times over the years. But the good stuff still broke through...

18.02.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Danny Baker (UK pop writer) pointed out, the same is true of pop music itself. It's *supposed* to be ephemeral, of the moment, here today & cringe tomorrow. That's the stuff we're still listening to 40, 50, 60 plus years later, and it isn't just first generation nostalgia that makes us do that.

18.02.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't fool me. That's Michael Aspel...

17.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't mind a few moody old-school French classics, I recommend Les Diaboliques (1955), Bob Le Flambeur (1956), and Le Cercle Rouge (1970).

15.02.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am emosh. *Two* gold medals for Coming Down Head First on a Tea Tray. Go Team GB! #TheOlympics

15.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gold! #TheOlympics

13.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We'd get this kind of delightful thing over here on a Sunday afternoon - obviously bought by ITV as part of a package. I'd love to see the whole thing some time if that's possible...

11.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The men who made the Sixties what they are today..."

10.02.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely actor, Herb. Always a delight to see his name in the guest star list.

08.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The botched payroll robbery is such a magnificent set piece. Beautifully done.

07.02.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Outfit? Great, isn't it...

03.02.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This. Also, if I'm going straight on at a crossroads, it says absolutely nothing.

03.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also: the Fish Slapping Dance.

02.02.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not merely that he's doing it wrong, it's that he's doing it wrong in *precisely* the funniest possible way.

02.02.2026 10:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Unfree French by Richard Vinen. I've read a lot of Graham Robb's stuff, and this came highly recommended...

28.01.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, it is, but if you've set your students to design a lesson plan based around a picture book story time, and they *all* choose their favourite from when they were that age... The brief was to show students that other, newer books exist. It wasn't in any way a value judgement.

27.01.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0