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@baphomeh

I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.

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Too ill too go tonight, spare available in lower Holmesdale

12.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet close to running out of food. I'm sorry to keep asking

12.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

So? She was literally known as The Trump Whisperer in Washington and was happy to continue working there...

11.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did we have to replace Karen Pierce at all?

11.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The political appointments are what concerns me more tbqh

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s ten years since Alan Pardew’s Palace beat Reading 2-0 in the quarter-finals of the FA Cup. πŸ†

Late goals from Yohan Cabaye and Fraizer Campbell set up a semi-final tie against Watford. 🏟️

It was also the night when this iconic picture of Damien Delaney was taken. πŸ˜…

#CPFC

11.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that Dovey Junction?

10.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you smashed the place up to register your disgust?

10.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wise. My best mate at school signed up and they turned him into a fucking nazi.

08.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I trust Putin more than I trust Starmer. I mean I don't trust him at all but that's how little I trust Starmer

08.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎢
Feel like a chump 🎢
Just checked the news 🎢
Outbreak of Mumps 🎢

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2707 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 16
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat lying across the torso of a dude in a black shirt. Her paws are out towards the camera with her eyes closed.

A fluffy tortoiseshell cat lying across the torso of a dude in a black shirt. Her paws are out towards the camera with her eyes closed.

πŸ₯Ή

07.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine just waits just long enough for me to forget she has a house and then hides in it while I panic lol

07.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even Oz Katerji told him to pipe down... 😐

07.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, Beans. Well done, Beans.

06.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful. Torties bare grudges.

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's all downhill from here im afraid

04.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well...

04.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet #mutalaid need help with the gas bill and some food

03.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Maybe if they could there wouldn't be a dang cheeto in the white house!

03.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the part of the world where 'Irthlingborough' is pronounced 'Artleknock' so it could be anything tbh...

03.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My fam always pronounced it Rahnds

03.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth isn’t the way he is because he’s an alcoholic.

03.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I voted green at the last election

02.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ach, he'll be fine

02.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*whistle Tubthumping innocently*

02.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, it is a simple statement of fact that you do not wish to engage with.

02.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reformists don't want this either you fucking dolt.

02.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ffs not again πŸ˜†

01.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0