CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴

like pizza soaked in spiced rum

talk about analog (krusty the klown noises)

you were all thinking it, I was just brave enough to post it.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

a party tent. a tent, for parties.

could've saved so much time and money just buying one of these bad boys for arrow protection and a few shovels and dug under until the tower collapsed

-windowlicker

adapt, improvise and cum all over

I miss back when "dropship" meant a spaceship full of angry armored ppl

or the giant cosplayer

yeah like america has no history of volunteer fire departments, excellent call

you want a frisson of transgression? eat someone's ass in the unisex bathroom, don't sell out humanity so you can sit around smirking with your nazi friends.

oh you took a bribe to attack a candidate and then someone asked you about it and you flipped your shit lol get off the internet

which slur did you use

so next week we each have to do a 5 minute group and it can be any topic, and I think that I'm going to do a sick death growls and vokillz workshop

oh my GOD, aliens are real?!?! do I still have to go to work tomorrow

this but also for music

Please help, please repost, please visit my shop, or donate if you can.

ko-fi.com/day10machine...

apparently there are people who regard it as the real Illuminati signalling their intentions for the world, for some reason never quite explained.

Numquam quicquam discam!

I'm not judgemental and shitty, that's just what my face does

New digital wallet allows Arizona residents to store their state-issued IDs on smartphone The Arizona Department of Transportation released a new app for users to store their state-issued ID on their smartphone verify their identity electronically at participating locations.

hell naw

www.kjzz.org/kjzz-news/20...

She wasn't attracted to the right by the romanticized aesthetic of "traditional America" — big beautiful houses and bread-making and families with half a dozen children. Rather, she says, "I was in love with the frisson of transgression." The online right had begun to engage more explicitly with forbidden subjects: nativism, race science, and gender essentialism drawn from evolutionary psychology. "There was an element of gnosticism to it," she says.

that ain't gnosticism, asshole, that's childish privileged contrarianism.

🎶 goats goats goats
weird eyes, teeth that'll nip 🎶

yeah, the conspiracy theory guy I watch thinks they're going to say he was abducted by aliens because (not kidding) he looks like the guy on the Alien Abduction card in the Illuminati card game from the 90s.

I just watched the latest 60 Minutes story and they're now re-reinforcing that it's real and the military bought a RUSSIAN microwave gun on the black market and tested it and it works, trust us man the military said so (but provided no proof)

what's Latin for "I will never learn anything" and why isn't it on our money

going to my HAVANA SYNDROME IS sign and flipping the last card to REAL AGAIN

Couple of pet portrait commissions
Currently open for commissions
Email or dm me if interested

How the fuck has the US managed to be worse than *Iran* of all countries when it comes to specifically trans people

call for probe in bigfoot flap