Meg Turney

Today’s annoying so here’s Columbo and her weird little feet.

The main places to follow me if I ever take the fuck Mark Zuckerberg plunge are Twitch and OnlyFans - same username on both. 🤍

Oura rings are so dramatic. “Your resting heart rate was slightly elevated last night. Take it easy if you need to.”

My normal resting HR: 63
Last night’s resting HR: 64

I’m seeing that he was supposed to be born in Manchester - that’s a slightly different accent, no? Either way - hard to imagine it but I think that’s just bc I looooove his voice.

Eh, it’s easy to go the “people will always be upset; just ignore them” route when you didn’t have to read pages and pages of the same shit as part of your job. It’s my lived experience, so I’m gonna speak about it.

Woah wait a minute - Ghost is a Scouser?!

There’s nothing that makes me miss working in games media less than the reaction to a game featuring a female lead.

He secretly loves his cow.

Yay yay yay!! It’s such a cute hat!!!

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I mean, just look at this thing.

Why the FUCK isn’t The Guilded Age available on blu-ray?? HBO literally released season 2 on DVD last month like is it suddenly 2005??? A DVD IN 2024?? Disgraceful.

Nothing sums up America as a whole better than the insane road rage people have the day before a holiday that’s supposedly about togetherness and gratitude.

the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god

I am so confused bc I assumed the online orders came from a warehouse but I guess they don’t? Like surely there are better places to hide a tag in a warehouse?

I feel like this was my exact reaction when I pulled it out of the pocket lolol

Oh I know I didn’t steal - I ordered it online lol But someone did something shady bc it’s a tag with another fabric type and color in it shoved in a pocket

I just found this in the pocket of a pair of sweats I ordered from Aritzia and I feel like I’ve been unwillingly involved in a crime. My anxiety dreams are going to LOVE this.

We’ll haunt each others socials forever.

This legitimately made my day better. THANK YOU.

Okay, maybe things aren’t so bad after all.

OMG WHAT

I want my $20 back and a YouTube apology with tears from John Call of Duty.

a child is laying on the ground in the rain . ALT: a child is laying on the ground in the rain .

I know there are so many real things to be upset about in the world, but Warzone finally updated to BO6 and now I can’t be a cat anymore.

Booooooooooo

I really need Mike Tyson to knock Jake Paul out, but because we live in the worst timeline, they’re gonna go the distance and it’ll be a decision. Booooo

@gavinfree.bsky.social Hey! Can you message me?

I can’t believe I’m actually going to watch this Mike Tyson fight tonight bc I know the chances that it’ll be an actual fight are slim to none, but maybe, just maybe if we all believe enough, Tyson will bite a piece of Jake Paul’s ear off for old time’s sake.

🎶I read the news today
Oh fuck🎶