Everyday of waking up in this administration feels like getting hit in the face with a cast iron skillet

If you are optimistic enough to think it contains real meat, sure, why not?

Is it Cleveland? Did you grow up on the Hellmouth?

A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.

Says the lady is who is undoubtedly blanket training her own grandbabies.

Too scary for me, sorry.

I didn’t know there was a risotto, but I love the mac & cheese.

Your doggo is adorable!

Is it butternut squash mac & cheese season yet? Because that’s always worth filling the freezer.

I feel like I’ve read “Grand Old Pedophiles” somewhere

That’s not sleep; that’s a seance.

I love how there is a single Lindt truffle. Like there was one mom donor who was like, “I don’t care if they aren’t old enough to have developed palate. They will acquire a taste for European chocolate.”

Black licorice fans may be small in number but you are all loyal. Hope you get to enjoy your ice cream!

You can have it all. Seriously. I’m not fighting you for that. 😐

Okay, you all need to stop getting my hopes up.

I support both style guide and pizza popes 😂

The party of family values speaks out

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Do you suppose Elon’s DOGE boys tell their dates what they do for a living on a first date? Do they lie? Or do their dates run away screaming halfway through appetizers?

Did a Trump son just impregnate someone?

That’s it? I thought it would be longer but I suppose it’s still early.

I guess brand new dentists should know where to begin their careers.

I guess we are formally returning to uniformity, inequity, and exclusion. Also known as the status quo.

Also the Zoom for the emergency meeting isn’t working yet. Did the volume crash it?

Me too. But I’m angry most days this year. Some days I’m optimistic but that just leads to pain.

It’s the Pull Yourself by Your Celery Strings plan. If you can’t afford celery for your kids, time to have grandma babysit for free like Vance intended while you take on a fourth job.

Trump threatens new tariffs on Canada, including 250% tax on dairy | CNN Business A day after offering Canada a one-month reprieve on punishing nearly across-the-board 25% tariffs, President Donald Trump has threatened new tariffs as soon as Friday on Canadian lumber and dairy prod...

A 250% tax on dairy? What did cows ever do to Trump? And more importantly, did someone get the interaction on video? www.cnn.com/2025/03/07/b...

Well she got halfway to the truth and then just stopped there!

Love that!

Well, it certainly summarizes the matter!

I might be biased, but I think my foster dog is the cutest.

Signs that grocery prices aren’t getting better any time soon.