Swamp Crone

Helloooooo stud

Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?

Bewbs

I have zero objections

The tan makes me feel pretty

This part

Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart

I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit

Braced, girded, ready

Extremely

Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.

Likely a vast majority of them, yes

My go-to order

Knowing me, silently yearn

That’s enough of summer, thanks

Amazing!! If the mood ever takes you I’d love to see your version of Pratchett’s witches 😍

Always

To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠

I am now

🪞

Share with the class

Are the rides open?

👏👏👏

👋

I insist that they do

I’m going to need you to elaborate

Believe me, I’m trying

There’s not nearly enough recognition for D&D classes as a substitute for astrology/Myers-Briggs

Gods damn it, I was beaten to the punch

Twobreast, even