Newsom rejects claim he’s throwing trans people under the bus. “I would never do that” says CA Governor & Presidential hopeful. “I’m far too committed to public transportation to risk damaging a bus like that.”
Jokes aside, I can’t wait til everyone realises this guy is the emptiest of empty suits
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.
EA marketing team: “Build your dynasty! Uncover and ignite shadowy scandals! Encounter enchanted power shifts!”
News: “Royal arrested due to shadowy scandals! Power shift as Starmer’s Government on the verge of collapse! Public asks “Should monarchy end?”
EA: You have got to be fucking kidding
Sometimes a game releases in the exact right cultural moment for it to be a wild success. And sometimes you’re EA releasing ‘The Sims: Royalty & Legacy’ during a week where *an actual Royal* made headlines worldwide by being arrested in connection to a massive global trafficking & abuse scandal.
The funniest thing that happened today was the moment we walked I guess a bit too far out along the White Cliffs of Dover and I immediately got a notification from my my mobile provider telling me I’d left England and was now in Europe so they were charging me for a mobile roaming day pass
Wanna do a theatrical mashup of Shakespeare’s ‘Henry VI’ & Richard O’Brien’s ‘Rocky Horror Show’ and call it
‘Plantagenet!
Schmantagent!
Jantagenet!’
I cannot explain this alignment chart but I do need you to tag yourself on it
When I get to spread a thrilling anecdote from one group chat to another I feel like a bee doing a little "there's the pollen!" dance.
Maybe I’ve been here before
I’ve cleaned the pizzas off the floor
I used to live in sewers ‘fore I knew you
But when your dad’s a talking rat
Who’s trained you for ninja combat
It’s a cold and it’s a broken cowabunga
The Crown Seagulls used to be kept in London in the Tower but have in recent years been restored to Brighton so they can enjoy a reign of terror over all local statues, landmarks, and monuments; and to battle tourists for their food.
His Majesty King George IV of The United Kingdom & Ireland and King Of Hanover, Bon Vivant and First Gentleman Of England, Wearer Of Seagulls Upon His Royal Person By The Grace Of God
Thank you!
Beacon Hill Windmill, Rottingdean
Wednesday afternoon, 11th February 2026
#Windmill #BlackAndWhite #BeaconWindmill #Rottingdean #Brighton
Like honestly teach me your ways.
While walking around earlier I overheard a girl checking the time and saying “12:58…hit flow state! 12:59…drink…red wine!” What a legend. Shes operating on an entirely different level than the rest of us.
Just saw a Variety headline mentioning a former ‘Superman & Louis’ showrunner and that might be the best typo I’ve seen in a while. That’d be a very different show. 😆
This is extremely real
(Also London Conundrum would be a great band name)
Apex predator has taken a mighty giant sloth
“What absolute bastard’s eaten crisps in the loo?”
-things heard after hours at the pub
Just had a big queer dance at the pub to Harry Belafonte’s ‘Jump In The Line’ in honour of Catherine O’Hara. Farewell to an absolute legend!
‘Wonderman’ is a love letter to the art of acting and to the ups and downs of being a creative professional.
It’s a true shame it’s probably going to get skipped by a lot of people who don’t care for Marvel shows/films as it’s not at all what they’d expect from that.
It’s a real odd gem of a show.
Labour, wearing hot dog costumes, standing over the still-smoking ruin of a crashed hot dog car:
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”
Bill fucking goddamn uggggh Kristol is taking a more radical stance than most of Dem leadership. I swear at this point “If only we’d negotiated harder” is going to be ironically chiseled onto a very bleak memorial one day.
I like the word "fuck" and I'm all for using it when the situation calls for it, but I also like the words "impeach" and "hold accountable."
And I realize we don't have the majority necessary to impeach, but do we not say words anymore because we don't have the majority? SAY WORDS.
What could this possibly be trying to say?
“I’ll be Mayor only when Hell & London both freeze over?”
“A vote for Reform is a vote to guarantee climate apocalypse?”
“I’ve abducted this penguin from the London Zoo & now will attempt to teach it to say racist slogans?”
What’s the message here? 🐧⁉️
Yesterday, over 30,000 people protested against ICE in below-zero temperatures. Amazing work, everyone. Minnesota strong. Tomorrow, there will be more of us.
From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
From a friend who was on location right after it happened, ICE is apparently currently locking down the surrounding area and deploying gas on people there.
In a stunning move of de-escalation after a long week of protests ICE has…oh wait no I’ve got that wrong they just shot *yet another person in Minneapolis* after wrestling him to the ground, in broad daylight, with witnesses.
Starmer says Trump’s remarks about NATO allies are “insulting and frankly appalling” but here let’s send more British planes and personnel to (presumably) prop up an upcoming Iran op!
The US spends 60-fucktillion $/year on military. Time to say “Yeah I think you can sort this one on your own.”
