Someone (deep, prolonged sigh) tell Jake Tapper

Also his advice to Trump isn't classified???

Haha like anyone in this admin goes to prison

Back in the Twitter days he described DoorDash and meal prep kits like "Hello Fresh" as "evil."

The fact that they can say these things out loud without getting concrete shoes and thrown into the sea is a sign of a fallen civilization.

Tyler Austin Strawman and his reflexive left punching

I mean it was 30 years ago. I hate Duke but I have so many people I also hate!

Well he did step on that guy

How many of their rape victims are they allowed to pay off?

A Republican doesn't actually believe the thing they used as a cudgel? Well I'll be god damned.

bUt LearNInG lOss!

I actually interviewed with Blackwell once.

"Just about all" implies something and I can't quite figure out what it is but in the meantime I'm not gonna figure out how many mines one needs to take out a gigantic ship only one of which can just block the navigable channel entirely.

Are you telling me this man is stupid?

Because he's very annoying!

I just looked it up and it's a "kill invading aliens" movie. My guess is that it's gonna be funny. He does the "big dumb lovable guy" character a lot.

I have no idea what this movie is about but that actor is a lib and the Reacher stuff is pretty subversively critical of Trumpy stuff. You may not want to watch it but I doubt it's rah rah 'Murica either.

Did you know that "more variance" means "more men in the top and bottom of the distribution?" Let me tell you that true and obvious statement in order to completely miss the point!

At least the dummies are good at basketball, amirite?

Oh god that Chris Martin guy is always around to not get the point. I forgot he existed.

Our first interaction was like a decade ago on Twitter when he told me, confidently, that policing in America isn't inherently racist.

She pretty clearly has an internet based business model and these clicks aren't hurting her.

Of course. That's the trick. You just assert like it's obvious that the way that they didn't respond was the "serious" way and the way they did respond was the flippant one and you have the benefit of their action already having happened.

Like why is Mamdani required to do a TikTok on this? He did a press conference and released a statement. The NYT asserts without evidence that the TikTok is the thing that he'd do if he cares and bc he didn't he doesn't and if nobody actually stops and thinks about it they might agree.

This was happening a lot after 10/7 when people were screaming "they blocked people's paths on campus" or "they tore down posters"and because it was being screamed you automatically assumed that the action was out of bounds when in reality it was like "so what?"

I bet they won't be wearing "boots" but rather "special operator shoes" so it's not boots on the ground.
Checkmate libs.

Bee saying this for like twenty year now. If you tell a normie what Republicans believe and are they will look at you like you’re the crazy liar and thats why they get away with it.

I don't think that very many people are looking to vote for a Nazi but you can blame Chuck Schumer for making this a choice.

And I'm resigned to voting for Mills but if you didn't have a woman on her deathbed the Nazi wouldn't be winning.

These people need to be told they're stupid every day and every minute of every day.

I saw Jamelle Bouie at the airport yesterday and he was walking out of the store and I had merch in my hand so I could only basically be like "hey man I love your stuff" but I regret not telling him how my favorite thing about him is his ability to make the dumbest ppl on earth mad.

The fact people use words like "panicans" makes me want to kill myself