“Muppet” ≠ insult

I would quite like England to finish below Italy as well (sorry Wales)

I’m sorry Ireland but my preference of you over France is nowhere near strong enough for me to cheer on England

How is that not forward

Rapidly becoming less confident about the first

1st one looks doable it’s the second I doubt

Is it win with a bonus point and hope England restrict France?

Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."

No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.

Kemi really is an Apprentice candidate.

these are literally the shittest things. ban them.

Indeed. We have completed mental health. Level up

if we just say people aren’t ill there will be much less sickness and the country will thrive

No one in their right mind plays poker with a water vole - not if they want to keep their money

a screenshot from brooklyn 99, where captain holt, a black uniformed policeman, says the captioned line "your libido has endangered us all".

literally every greek god to zeus:

Emancipation brother

What happens above 5m stays above 5m

In bold: Jam Awesome

Opened notes on my phone and all it says is

Reform MS Laura Anne Jones's children identifying as cats speech labelled misinformation The Welsh government described Laura Anne Jones's comments as "irresponsible" during a speech on gender identity.

Okay but if it's the children pictured, then i think they may actually be cats.

I thought you had reach your peak* but clearly not

*this never actually crossed my mind

Operation Epic Fairy?

Glass of your purest acid please

There was a Boston having to wear nappies on Insta and giving constant side eye. Poor thing. I loved it

YES!

An hour on a tube train and counting sitting just outside Euston

I already said it but I feel it can’t be said enough - get a cat

Still not at work. I left at 0800 to do a 70min commute

When I worked at the Labour Party I had colleagues who were younger than my membership and that was ten years ago

And now going to get detrained. Ffs

An hour on a tube train and counting sitting just outside Euston

Bluesky - You won’t believe what the UKs defence attaché to the UAE is??

Sandy Sandilands! They send him to the land of sand!