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Netflix announced in 2018 that they were making a movie where Jen Aniston was the first female president with Tig Notoro as the first lady... WHERE IS THAT MOVIE? WHERE IS IT??

Broad claims about gender and behavior fall apart when studies include ethnically diverse samples Behavioral economics relies heavily on studies of Western, educated people. A recent analysis provides evidence that ignoring racial diversity within the United States has led to flawed generalization...

"The research suggests that generalizations about human behavior are often flawed because they rely on samples composed largely of White individuals."

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A tattoo of a cat. He is in an illustration style, white with black tail and head and a couple of black spots. He stands on hind legs with front paws in the air. He has pink ears and paw pads. He's freaking adorable

I just got a tattoo that is not dissimilar to this baby 🥰

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

violets are blue
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead

What kind of computer can't spell hemoglobin

On the one hand this is disgusting and horrifying and I'd be furious if any passed friends had this happen to their account.

On the other hand I'm considering setting it up on my own account, for comedy

Eeeeeewwwww eww eww eeewwwwwwwwww no no no gross gross gross there are literal flesh eating ghouls cringing at this and going 'Oof that's a bit much'

I personally didn't like s1 of Disco and skipped s1 of picard but with the exception of picard (nostalgic but poor) and s3 of SNW (CW: Trek) we've enjoyed it all- millenial me and my gen X friend and boomer Mom, all long time trek fans who grew up on trek.

a bald man in a suit and tie is saying me think why waste time say lot word , when few word do trick . Alt: Kevin from The Office, a bald man in a suit and tie is saying 'me think why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick'

The third guy:

They won't give me meds because I'm too disabled to collect them myself and they won't deliver. They said 'oh well, here's an A4 sheet of some non-medicine tricks and tips' (bearing in mind I'm 40 and needed meds to try and counter food noise specifically). Also, there's no dexamphetamine locally.

A cup of Oolong tea with milk at the bottom of a cup. The cup is white, the tea can only be described as a grey-beige colour

The Oolong bird and blend teas are seriously unappetising looking for how delicious they are

My love language is cooking for people and having absolutely zero ability to express affection so I have spent the morning baking for friends and will cook them a nice stew for tonight's party but will not be making eye contact with any of them or making physical contact

So... us in about four years

(falls out of wormhole) oof! ok good news there's a timeline where we have flying cars. the bad news is they're extra racist

Printing off Mapquest directions…to my heart

Digital drawing of a stylized orchid mantis holding a green candy heart that says “BITE U”.

happy valentines day to the lovers and the biters 💗

Accidentally opened the Sephora app instead of Hinge so I'm still single but now I'm also broke

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

I bought what I thought was the first Vampire Diaries book but it's so fucking dire I'm wondering if it's badly written fan fiction (where all the characters are different from the TV show) because what the fuck

Correct

Why does everyone love Magical Trevor?

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it

a woman wearing a black shirt with ruffles and a brooch with the word schitts creek on the bottom right ALT: a woman wearing a black shirt with ruffles and a brooch with the word schitts creek on the bottom right

How I feel about the news today:

I went into reading Kanye West’s apology with skepticism but came out of it feeling that this genuine remorse and a testament to the risks of denying one’s mental illness.

A red rose in the foreground, bright red with three green leaves and a long stem with three more leaves on. It is being held by a person out of focus in the background, the person has pink hair and is wearing dungarees and a tshirt and is smiling.

You're lovely. Here's a rose, I hope it brightens your day.

"We are in applebees, where humans go"