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Xandrite (Gardevoir Gaming)

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Dumbass who's too tired and mentally unwell to finish projects. If you came here from a political reply, I'm sorry, but not really. Big tit enthusiast (aesthetically) pfp by @zabludoki.bsky.social

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They took the "ass" character and gave her no ass. Incredible

12.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>Me when I glare at the people I don't like
"This is enough right?"

Remember the month long shut down that led to getting nothing in return? Look at all the times the dems have conceded on votes, confirmed appointments. Schumer WANTS THIS WAR

12.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

said the blind man

12.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ari Melber Breaks Down Secret FBI Log Raising New Questions About Epstein’s Death MS NOW's Ari Melber raised shocking new questions about the death of convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein on Wednesday in a dive report charting the events around his suicide.

Great reporting @AriMelber.bsky.social. I’m not a conspiracist, but I’ve always doubted Epstein killed himself. He knew way too much on way too many powerful people. And those powerful people, including the current POTUS, did not want him to ever say what he knew. www.mediaite.com/media/news/w...

12.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 387 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 14

@noodleawesome.bsky.social I've been scouring episodes of No. 73 trying to find the origin of the jumpscare by Godβ„’

Do you have ANY memories of the episode before or after the U2 album hit the screen?

11.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I appreciate that Mei's new mythical defaults to the trans colors

11.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can't let David Hogg's ousting get memory hole'd. I'm still fucking fuming from that. "This party needs new blood, new energy, a action to get the people to vote for us" "Mmm...actuallllly, your appointment to the Dems was technically sexist, goodbye"

11.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fanbox is gonna be the only safe place, and Mega for the uncensored version. And that's until Mega finds your folder and purges it.

....artsist are gonna have to start self-hosting. Time to learn networking and cybersecurity

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the dems get back into power and don't put these Monsters in prison, I'm pulling a kanye and going Deathcon III

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Women being nice to me? No, something terrible is about to happen...

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, come on. It's not even that bad over there.

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE IS THIS????

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny, there's times I'm splayed out over my couch or bed, arms spread and I'm comfortable.

If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you...but have you tried it with the joycon grips on?

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't they step off that?

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Metroid-vanias and souls likes

And kart-racers, I guess

10.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's not like they're coming from an angle of genuine critique. Twitter just rewards the angriest and stupidest people.

Third image is a deleted reply of their's

10.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kill them all, Goose

10.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm actually certain the "not pokΓ©mon" isn't going to be the reason "blitz robs a casino" doesn't go triple platinum

09.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God works in mysterious ways. Give the character some solid swingers and let's see what happens

09.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My heart goes out to any and all artists with commissions open right now.

...shit is about to get *ROUGH* for the everyone...

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1601 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Looking forward to this war in Iran causing surges in oil so high that the one Calvin and Hobbes strip gets posted everywhere.

You know, the one where Calvin's dad is so pissed off at drivers he says "I hope gas goes up to 8 bucks a gallon"

08.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she leaves some permanent marks

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had someone like this in a discord server. Chud mentality. One of the points that stuck with me before they got banned was them freaking out about US agriculture before several of us pointed out that it's super subsidized and costing us millions, and their response was a goal post shift. I hate them

08.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sitting up, I'm taking notes, I'm paying attention

07.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whew

07.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't make promises you can't keep. Imma ask your wife how gentle those hands are.

07.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm an asshole. I misunderstood, I thought this was rage bait and I was wrong, I'm so sorry

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I can't tell, is this still bait?

07.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I mean the one with Max and Tycho from Penny arcade. The Strong bad one is stinky

07.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0