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Wow too bad I’m too busy to watch. I’ll be interviewing my cat (who also lies)

31.10.2025 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oliver Markus Malloy (@malloyrocks)

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13.10.2025 16:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began WASHINGTON—Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began

12.10.2025 18:00 👍 2470 🔁 482 💬 31 📌 15
A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

11.10.2025 17:18 👍 2007 🔁 254 💬 84 📌 14

And I am the work wife of Antifa!

09.10.2025 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A long-haired white cat with bright blue eyes has been made into the image of a king dressed with a red velvet robe with fur trim.

A long-haired white cat with bright blue eyes has been made into the image of a king dressed with a red velvet robe with fur trim.

Frenemie Jack made hisself an ChitGPs account an OF CORSE he make himself into an king 🙄

03.10.2025 21:20 👍 98 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

As all cats see themselves ❤️

04.10.2025 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Samantha Paige (she/they) (@samantha705901) Portland Love 💕

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02.10.2025 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Samantha Paige (she/they) (@samantha705901)

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02.10.2025 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump Advisor Says ICE Agents Will Be at Super Bowl for Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show: ‘It’s So Shameful They Picked Someone Who Seems to Hate America’ Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski appeared on Benny Johnson’s web interview series “The Benny Show” and warned that ICE agents will be present at the 2026 Super Bowl, where Bad ...

How is Corey Lewinidiot still here? Oh ya, he’s Ice Barbie’s racist squeeze, or am I mixing him up with some other moron?
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02.10.2025 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This would be a very good time to thank @housedemocrats.bsky.social by chipping in to help them gain control of the House next year.

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01.10.2025 00:30 👍 120 🔁 56 💬 1 📌 3
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

30.09.2025 19:00 👍 12457 🔁 1747 💬 114 📌 78

He also gutted the VA of at least 150 psychologists and 500 social workers. I'm sure they weren't doing anything important.

28.09.2025 21:34 👍 879 🔁 301 💬 13 📌 5

Bat-shit crazy statement! Why are we still stuck with Jeffries?!? Oh yes because we don’t take stands within our party even when it buries us.

28.09.2025 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

22.09.2025 23:21 👍 32700 🔁 6510 💬 390 📌 241
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Democratic Wins Media (@demwinsmedia) BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just had the best clap back at Donald Trump’s silencing of Jimmy Kimmel we’ve seen yet. This is amazing.

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19.09.2025 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

18.09.2025 18:00 👍 6127 🔁 1426 💬 52 📌 49
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

12.09.2025 18:00 👍 6567 🔁 1857 💬 43 📌 65
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Gov. Pritzker enlists the public's help: "What we've asked is that people pull out their iPhone or their Android phone and film what they're seeing. Take a video of everything so see so that we can know if, in fact, laws are being broken by these federal officials coming into our state."

06.09.2025 02:59 👍 17873 🔁 5336 💬 310 📌 247
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Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Trump’s irresistible salespitch to foreign businesses: “If you build your factory here, we’ll arrest everyone inside!”

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06.09.2025 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Tubes - Talk To Ya Later
The Tubes - Talk To Ya Later YouTube video by TheTubesVEVO

Bumpin’ that youtu.be/H-rEVVAw3-0?...

01.09.2025 22:01 👍 93 🔁 6 💬 13 📌 1

Thank you! I love The Tubes so ❤️much

02.09.2025 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Carmella the Roach Killer (@carmellatheroachkiller)

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30.08.2025 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Young Men Are In Crisis: And They Think Trump is The Answer A loneliness epidemic that doesn’t just affect the infected, it affects all of us

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28.08.2025 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ellen Mitchell (@ellenmitchell2)

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27.08.2025 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ramona Grigg (@ramonagrigg) A big thank you to the person who came up with this! Share if you know who.

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25.08.2025 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Samantha Paige (she/they) (@samantha705901) Fact:

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23.08.2025 03:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Please Lord, Help Jillian Michaels’ Black Child And while you are at it, help all the children.

I. SAID. WHAT. I. SAID.😁

22.08.2025 18:23 👍 224 🔁 30 💬 16 📌 7
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Please Lord, Help Jillian Michaels’ Black Child And while you are at it, help all the children.

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22.08.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Political Witch (@politicalwitch1)

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21.08.2025 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0