I realized the movie sucked before Call of Duty 4 came out, saving my personality. Others weren't as lucky, and those people supported invading Iran.
13.03.2026 18:43
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I realized the movie sucked before Call of Duty 4 came out, saving my personality. Others weren't as lucky, and those people supported invading Iran.
A thing you have to understand about guys my age is that we were teenagers when the trailer for 300 came out, and many of us never fully recovered.
There were a couple times in my 20s when the subway shut down and this dude saved my life
I once met a guy named Party Steve in Pennsport with this energy. I think I got bedbugs from sitting on his couch.
Repping one of Philly's great traditions, band-adjacent lunatics with a place to crash in Fishtown or West Philly.
New Episode where we have what Dan describes as "gas leak energy."
We close out season 6 of Andy Griffith with an episode we hated so deeply that it forces us to blame the CIA. Also we connect with Today's Teens.
Give a listen!!
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I got hemp cigs which kinda helps trick your brain into thinking youre actually smoking. Some of them have the smell and flavor.
The only thing that could've saved that election was a long, vicious Dem primary.
I like when you get to the last 45 seconds of a Gorillaz song and it gives you rapping as a little treat. Thanks for listening, here's Vince Staples
My pet theory is that if you chart the rise, success, and popularity of Trump against US coke/meth usage, you'll see an interesting correlation. He is their avatar.
The point is, the philly activist scene used to be diverse enough that I could afford to be petty. They're the only people organizing a protest of the Iran attack (three days later). What the fuck happened to us?
They drove our president out, tried to get us to splinter from DSA, and even changed our logo. They didn't go to our school or anything. When we finally got rid of them they stole our contact list, which is probably how they got established.
When I ran a college DSA chapter the Philly Socialist guys, who were all like 25, rolled in and attempted a full coup. Almost made me drop out of school.
It is endlessly annoying to see them as one of the few orgs doing actual protests in philly.
It finally paid off
Those phone calls must be so insane, like talking to a sleepy kindergartener with a tank. They're probably really strategic about when/how to engage him.
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
Finished Strip Law, immediately put it back on, and caught like 20+ jokes I missed the first time. Every frame has something
We're actually going to answer this exact question in an upcoming Patreon mini-series.
There's a clip show ep where they reveal that the dog is psychic
Also after Three Billboards me and Marty took a walk to just fucking rage for like 45 minutes
I went to opening night of Hateful 8 so hyped and after the coffee narration and the Tatum reveal I almost started heckling. I walked out ready to personally fight Tarantino
I’ll be in Philadelphia this weekend (2/20-2/21) telling jokes! I don’t mean to upset anyone, but it always reminds me of being home in Massachusetts. Ticket link: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/130717
"My girl has a fat neck -- I'm sharp" may be my last thought before I die
Everyone is fighting their own battle. We all have a 30 Rock quote that has been repeating in our heads since 2017.
There's an alternate universe where OpenAI focuses on optimizing energy efficiency and launch it as a cheap tool for repetitive task automation and its pretty cool. Its probably not called AI in this universe.
If a republican candidate went on a podcast to announce how much they love and support abortion, they wouldn't have a conversation about electability, they'd be too busy with the tarring and the feathering
A retired contractor in Alabama sighs, turns off the superbowl, and switches to shonen anime. He does this because he loves america.
It's starting to feel like every single issue, no matter how small, has a corresponding email saying "lets do this for pedophile reasons ha ha". I am going insane.
Absolutely insane that they firebombed Josh Shapiros house and he's still taking the wimpy democrat stance on ICE. The right tried to murder your family! Stop reaching across the aisle, you will lose that hand!
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
