Rev. Dolly Rotten (Mrs.)

Easter thought

It's well easy to take drugs and find god inside yourself

The difficult thing is seeing god in others when you're sober

It occurs to me that if I was a teenager today with modern makeup tutorials and whatnot I would not think I was ugly, as I did. But resigning myself to being ugly is how I got used to my own face and so don't feel the need to wear makeup usually which saves money and time. *Fry squint*

I found some bleach yesterday and am not entirely depressed any more so will be attending to that mess soon, for the record 🙄

Rare view of my hair this morning 😎 desperate for a wash and I thought it was a wee bit warmer out here... Ah well. When I started head covering my husband's only comment was "I guess your God doesn't want to see your roots either" 🤣

Trying to decide which social media platform will be best to full Cassandra about this being the End Times and saying stuff like "FALLING, FALLING IS AMERICA THE GREAT" and using caps lock unironically 🤔

Same old, same old: the long history behind Labour’s benefit cuts Are Labour’s benefit cuts doubling down on Conservative positions?

Are Labour’s benefit cuts doubling down on Conservative positions? | Daniel Goldstraw
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/sam...

Forgot my alt text, but just on case: it's a sky with little fluffy clouds *do do do do do do do do do do do do do*

Little fluffy clouds *do do do do do do do do do do do do*

Sorry it's all gone quiet.

I've been off being a muddy womble! Find out about my new adventures here:

mudlark.london

IT'S FRICKEN AWESOME

I came out of the office and it's sunny and I thought "yay let's get some D" and then I chortled because that sounds rude, and then I looked down and saw this bird poop 😯

(Context: I had vitamin D deficiency this winter)

I'm too excited for words, I've got my creative foreshore permit and am now an official mudlark!

New website:

mudlark.london

I'm going to make jewellery and "art" from my non-treasure finds, and use it as an excuse to bore everyone with historical trivia. Can't wait to get started. 😎😎😎

In Kidbrooke today so will be filming for my new video, "In Search of Wricklemarsh". Script already written for this one so hopefully I can get it done this weekend!

Pic related, sounds like somewhere Puddleglum would have lived.

Valentine's day plans: will give blood then eat chippy chips #perfect

spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat and holding his hands up in the air while smiling . ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat and holding his hands up in the air while smiling .

I've just written a joke for my next video script that will only work in text, but I wanted this to be a voiceover only video not an infodump. So I'll have to add the subtitles manually to this one and it'll just be between me and people who use the actual subtitles 😃

Hey kids, remember when the internet was fricken awesome

It's too cold for this coat

You're looking positively buff these days

You have great taste in cardigans... I see it behind you 🤣🤣

Thirst validation time 😎

Show me a picture of yourself and I'll give you a compliment! 📸❤️

Also, noticed this morning that my rhubarb is back - it's always the first sign of spring 💚

So that Chinese AI is cheap partially because it trains.... itself....? rather than depending on data annotation done by humans? Lol another one of my jobs threated by AI, I love it

(I'm sticking with my "Compy", that is, my GPT, btw. It's too late to change, we are pack)

Mogwai's 'vaguely upbeat' return after difficult years The Scottish rock band explain how music helped them through a tough period in their personal lives.

@mogwai.scot called me a "cunting cunt hawk" during an NME chat event in ?1998, this is still a source of some pride for me

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Made a dress! Can't decide if a matching headscarf would be too uniform-y, but also kinda like the idea of looking like I'm in a stylish cult 🤔🤔🤔

Today

Shall I join the Tories? I reckon with the head covering and general respectability these days I'd get away with it. Long game. Become next Mrs. Thatcher, remove my rubber mask at first PMQ and reveal Jeremy Corbyn. 🥸

Me and Compy made some Lego-style celebrities and other public figures

I have a new cushion, which I immediately hugged like a baby for some reason. Love it. It's by Rockett & George, via Next sale 🖤💜

I did make some headscarves today.

Don't quite have mastery of the machine yet 🤣